(Contains lots of slobber, dog tongue and unintelligence)
"You're such a good dog aren't you boy".
I was sitting on the floor of my bedroom, petting Dozer
my loveable boisterous St. Bernard Mastiff mix.
He's been my best friend for nearly...
Canine, Comedy, Dog, Dog-tongue, Dumbness, Intelligence-loss, One-shot, Pet, Story, Teenager, drool, funny, slobber