Taffy's Story (A Dear Diary Work) - 23 October 2011

So my name is Taffy, for those of you who didn't get that from the title. I am a young female with a thick tail and soft fur. Those, and my eyes, are the only parts about me I wouldn't change. My name I definitely would. I mean, what was my mother...

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Colliewood & Whine

The afghan hound flashed her pointed teeth in a smile - she had recently become the face of a well-known brand of tooth powder - and wagged her tail. "yes, i can.

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Windows to the Soul

In walked the most voluptuous afghan hound imaginable. her hair was indeed golden, and hung in long coils that obviously took time to coiffe. her walk was remarkable, with the mesmerizing way her hips swung like the pendulum of a clock.

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What if it was Us? (Prelude)

"A.R.!! A.R.!!" floated the excited tenor of my friend's voice. The strange but captivating hybrid was vying for my attention during one of my most hated activities. Shopping. The word even tasted vulgar to my mind. "Coming Boo." I called back,...

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Tales from Silicon City 8: Bake Sale

A six-hundred-pound pear-shaped afghan hound waddled in ahead of an even larger barrel-shaped doberman with a huge belly.

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A Real Stand-Up Guy

The afghan hound manager wouldn't let him count his tips until everyone was gone. it looked too tacky, the afghan claimed. "here ya go," the manager finally said, after the last customers left.

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What's the Matter with Oswald?

On lunch break, i went down to the cafeteria and found him chatting with an afghan hound twice his size. styrofoam cup with a blue label around the middle...wait, blueberry coffee? that's my favorite.

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