Toys 3: The Toychest
He had to lie there and pretend to be taking a nap to keep his roommate from thinking anything was up; pun intended. he turned his back to the room, wishing his boner would go away so that he would no longer be horny.
Thunderbolts and Lighting 3
We got so wrapped up (no pun intended) that neither of us heard a car door shut. or the front door open. "jake i'm ho... oh my god..." both of our heads whipped around to look at the door...
Patricia's Potion Shop: 8th Customer (Gryhpon TF/TG)
The man chuckled at the pun "i'm glad, i don't drink either be honest...oh, sorry, got sidetracked so; i want a permanent potion, however, i suspect my request might bring the price up a bit." "lower actually.
Chatting with his Ex (Ratchet & Clank fic)
"pardon the pun, but that looks pretty handy." at the lombax's glare talwyn apologized. "sorry, and no, i'm not jealous or anything. i got over that with sasha phyronix?" "phyronix..." rivet thought. "that sounds familiar.
Helluva Boss: Is There No Gray in Hell? Part 1
The gun, of course, wouldn't kill him by a long shot, no pun intended. it wouldn't even be painful, really. the only other non-royal that had the power to inflict any noteworthy injury on him was the radio demon.
A Day of Prayer
This story is mostly for bad puns and writing practice. this is my first time writing something longer than like three paragraphs, haha, so it's probably terrible. don't take it too seriously.
My Little Wolf Episode 1 Chapter 2
"as long as you stop with the cat puns." "deal." * * * lancer and bright eyes were already outside of wolf territory, trying to get back, but bright eyes saw the gathering. "what's that about," she asked.
Dreams: Chapter 3
"alright alright i'm done with the puns. are we in the kitchen yet? the smell is intoxicating and i'm starting to feel feral."
Lettera D'Amore - Love Letter
I was so much surprised to discover, bit by bit, how much in common we have, and how you make me laugh with your jokes and puns, something i love so dearly in you.
New Feelings: Chapter 7: Are you in, or are you OUT? Part 2.
He said that he was, is, would and will be behind me, with no pun intended he said, 100% of the way.
A Virtual Wish, Chapter Three
Everyone's gonna be on you like a pack of mad, rabid wolves--no pun intended, of course... i growl and spin away from the tv. the fact that i have a bounty on my head won't help the fact that i need to get back together with cain.
Rising Anew-Chapter 4,part 1-
Narcenac couldnt help but laugh at the bad pun. "yes i think you safely say that we can pounce." he said, chuckling to himself.