Powering Up
But it wasn't even his enormous height or absurd body proportions that had them both staring.
Lupis Culture: Battle Howls
Baseline to the pitch shift, translating to something that can be written intelligibly, then interpreting the coded words, foreign slang or parlance; ultimately to learn that the howler said "whoever gets the fewest kills buy the drinks" or something else absurdly
Nyandemic Story, pt. 3
absurd, in fact, that i didn't want to dignify that with a response.
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
She wanted to point out the absurdity of it, but… actually, now that she thought about it, she was _famished_. felt like she hadn't eaten in months!
Jon and Rachel's Adventures in Unova, Part 3
He probably couldn't even fly, despite having those absurd-looking wings. the wife started moaning again, louder. "honey, you can't just eat everything you want. four salads, now!" the kids whined and moaned, without using actual words.
Unnoticed Under Foot
Another short commission, this time for vanrel (https://twitter.com/archmageeternal/) of their friend mekuto finding themselves absurdly tiny around an air elemental fennec waking up first thing in the morning.
The Human Species Ch. 68 - Mystic Tracker Sigilyph
The two looked at each other, and despite the horrible subject of discussion they could not help but start laughing at the absurdity of it all.
The Human Species Ch.5 - Aged Master Red
Half of lucario's brain told him that such an absurd throw would never hit, while the other one was registering the fact that the green and white ball was slowly filling up his vision...
MINE IS THE FURY - 1
I_n the scorching light she nearly dishonoured them both by rushing over like some absurd kangaskhan. it took all her self disciple to walk quietly in his wake.
Why The Coyote Lives in The Desert
Then another coyote, with a portion of his left ear missing, spoke up: "that idea is absurd," he snarled, "they will laugh at us. we coyotes are known for our trickery. i say we find a way to steal all of it for ourselves.
Wolves' Legacy 3: Prologue
I mean, that was absurd. who would've thought they invented wireless communication already while i'm still stuck with telegrams? well, it's a good thing anubis got the information of a communication base and we took control of it.
Chapter 10: Serpentine Surprise
But then he noticed the absurdly long fangs and flicking red tongues. he had several long heartbeats to process what he was looking at before aria's irritated voice shouted from across the warehouse. "mother's tits, not again!"