The Vixen in My Life (edited)
She's the same fox and she's ...in ...my ...house ...oh shit!' "again? were you the fox from school?" 'shit, shit, shit, shit!' "yes, i saw you there. how interesting that i ended up at your house, huh?" 'rrrrrrrriiiiiggggghhhttttt!
Grad-Bash Part 1
shit, my parents are going to kill me! i don't have the money to pay for this and i sure as hell can't see anything with all those cracks. "oh shit, is this yours?" carson asked. i nodded and he gave me the phone.
First Contact, July 19th 2011, 8:45 AM
Every time he would fall asleep he would have these crazy dreams about weird shit. some of it made sense, but most of the time it was just images of things pat didn't recognize.
Over Drinks
He felt like shit. and it was worse, because now that wallace was gone, brad remembered that he was actually on a _date_. shit! he had to... like, show jonathon a good time, and stuff!
Stunky.
You hear the stunky grunt again, then sigh as a small wet poot blasts into your mouth, followed by a long log of shit. the stunky's anus relaxes, and you feel the warm, wet substance of its feces hit your tongue.
Let Slip the Hounds of War: Part IV
I look at jerry with a shit-eating grin "so, 'g' valedictorian you got there" "yea, yea i know she's dumb as shit but she's loyal and always knows when i need to talk to someone."
King K Rool: Booty Domination
Farting again, he said ,"shit, looks like the king needs a toilet!" diddy just nodded. he was ready to serve. the end
Cuddle time with a werewolf
“that's one way to put it," i toss my stuff onto the counter, keeping my face turned away from him, “just shit kept happening all day.
Catnundrum. Chapter Two.
"shit. shit shit shit shit shit!" he cursed biting his finger trying to calm down until blood was drawn. everything had been going great. nervous as hell but great!
Police Dog, Part 4: 1st Day On The Job
He could see streaks of poo on his fur as well, and he could smell dog shit just from being this close. "i want to see how well you can scrub this old, grizzled dog's ass."
A New Life Ch.9
"no shit, but before that. he got you him hoping that you would get more responsible, being captain of the guards isn't shit for work." icewaver looked down at the floor. 'that can't be why.' he thought.
Damned Babies
"holy shit. holy shit!" she said, smiling despite herself. "that's...it's...it's a...that's a kid! it's a goat! just a...just a...a baby...baby goat..."