Fat Raccoon Poem

I start to train a big fat round ton, is what i wish to gain the stripes on my shirt, they make me look round but soon i'll be sitting for-ever on the ground i'm just a pup now, but i want to be big as i sit down to breakfast and eat like a pig

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Nightlights

"no," the pig said. "i checked and she wasn't there. i looked everywhere: the kitchen, the basement, the study..." "did you check the attic?" the wolf snarled with transparent menace. the pig blanched. "the attic?"

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Coalescence Book I - Chapter 20 - Gone

It was the pig. the stupid pig that had started it all. blaming the thing we had been trying to kill seemed dumb, but i wasn't exactly in the best head space.

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Bad dog!

You do that, and a couple of years later you have a guinea pig. early on, it was an actual pig, except it could walk on two legs and talk, in a horrifying, disconcerting sort of way (that's something they still haven't really got a handle on).

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Changes of the eclipse: Chapter 1

This is the coolest thing that could ever happen to me i started panicking, thinking to myself "what if my parents see me and think i'm some kind of monster and call the f.b.i and the scientists there start doing weird experiments on me like i was a guinea pig

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Astray

This wasn't going to happen if sasuke was pigging out, which made the leomon a little impatient as he approached the beached beast and stood by his side.

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What Is To Belong

"maybe it's a pig?" "maybe it should be a pig!" "we could make it a pig." "it's wearing these." "they're not leaves!" "how strange, wearing things that aren't leaves." "they're fluffy, soft, like wool." then there was a sound, a soft tone.

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Childish Antics

"giant demon pig emerges! heroes win initiative! strike first!" "oh right!" deb remembering the game quickly ran up and energetically struck the pig statue on the head. "cruuuuuuuuuuuuush! 78 damage! giant demon pig is slain!

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Songs of the Mountain 5 - Beauty and the Beasts

"well maybe if you two an' mohberra weren't pig-faced freaks i'd trust ya not to contaminate my food with yer gross-ass trotters." "right.

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The River

From the weeds closeby, the snort of a wild pig broke the calm rhythm of the river's current as it sloshed up onto the bank, blotting out moment by moment the light-brown sands etched with shells and pebbles.

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Scrapped Projects

Snaps the pig. mr. noles pulls out a slip from his desk. “name." he asks. “noneya." she snorts. mr. noles looks up with his typically cold eyes “oh this isn't an asking sort of deal miss." he says his stone grey eyes seem to make the pig shiver.

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Chapter 5: You 'Oughter Date an Otter~

He flicked his left ear, that strange ring jostling against it; perhaps the pig had something to do with that too... ~ - ~ "...yeah. he got the card.

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