SSAS (A Poem From Your Friendly Neighborhood Lycanthromancer)
Propelled by the flatulence packed in the "meat," this stuff is by far way too rancid to eat. it's potted "meat" product™, aerosol style! use it as napalm and shoot it a mile! flies 'cross the room with the press of a button!
A Chance of Showers - Part Seven
Next thing you know, i'll be starting to fart around you. i'm lactose intolerant, so's you know, and i ate a whole bunch of cheese off the buffet tonight."
Snack Attack
The show resumed and jackie started armpit farting while singing badly to the tune. there was a huge shudder of the earth causing us to go outside in time to see the creature. a giant slice of cheesecake!
Johns New Son 2
Jason had no choice and couldnt hold on any longer so let it go first it was a loud wet fart then a grunt and bang it all came out jason was exusted and just wanted it off."
2 Of My Poems
Sadness overwhelms one's heart never to find that brand new start surrender to the consumption art stomach bloated they laze and fart look around and turn a blind eye pretending there's a clean blue sky all the while standing by all the while
Beer, Wine, and Spirits; Chapter 2 - Coping
I doubt he's your old fart. he used to work at this gym until about 10 years ago when he passed away. he and the owner go way go back.
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Eight
If i'd been born a red, or even a purple, that fart would've had those kids rolling on the ground in absolute hysterics. i worked so hard, and got so little for it.
Chapter 3 Ylva dreams
Yelva has the still blind pups with her in the den while half tail is outside keeping watch and joking about puppy farts and pee while he listens for danger.
Paraskepite- Chapter Nineteen
"yeah fart sniffer, where are they?" ryan said and he giggled which made his brother try and push him. ryan called out in protest to his mother but she grabbed both of them and pulled them at arms length apart.
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Buizel's First Friend (1/2)
Buizel says, letting out a loud fart as his bowels start to shift; due to his shy demeanor, he gets pretty embarrassed when others see him filling his diaper. "okay, honey, i won't look."
Thomas Cartoon Series Double-Length Episode #2: The Pirate Adventure Part 2
\*farts in front of percy and tam-tam.\* you fart real cool to make your butts rule with the gas that's inside of you! you can fart... \*farts in front of gordon and morgana.\* ...you can fart...
Just passing by
He couldn't make sense of it, "error trying to read from 0xffffff", might as well say "a fairy farted in the quantum supremator", as the it department was rarely explaining to what they see as a computer illiterate what all the technical jumbo means.