Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 18

Yeah, corny, i know. oh come on, you've used much lamer pickup lines in the past and you know it." _sigh. sadly, she's right about that... well, at least i'm fully awake now._ i shut the door behind me. "look, cali, i can't...

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A Spare in the Trunk: Part XIX

The two of them sitting together cuddling as they pretended to be scared of corny movie props and lame special effects.

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Chapter 1: Going to the Dogs

I thanked her, escorted her to the door, where she thanked me with a sincerity that bordered upon the downright corny, and let her go on her married if not merry way.

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Oh White! (Part I)

The had got big cars and corny garden gnomes. i have no car and this is because in my „old life" i had a very bad experience. when i was 25 i got a son. i have to admid i didn't want to have a family, i liked being independend and deciding just for me.

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Raspberry Line Chapter 6 - hTife

And everyone thought popcorn-reading was bad; watching a corny cartoon about the declaration of independence was a recurring nightmare teachers liked to impose upon their classes. ms.

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Jason's Nightmare - Part 9 [Breaking the Ice... sort of]

"and besides, the worst i can do is a corny joke." jason added. "i don't really act so retarded, even i have my dignity." "sure you do..." raiki commented sarcastically. "you're just thinking of some excuse to get mad at him." guren replied.

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Checkmate [m/m]

>wow, you're getting corny now. at least you've admitted it to yourself and him, though >he giggles softly >"that's a relief. i was afraid you were going to hate me forever and never play chess with me again."

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Tale of the Reader Pt. 1

I basically do a little of everything, from sniping when the need arises, to sensing danger when it threatens (a little corny, i know, but it's the truth). i go by the name reader.

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Emerald Secrets: Prologue

"you sound so corny right now." "still though." he snorted, licking his nose. "you just want to get a big net like mothers. a whole array of agents and mortals to do your bidding. carve out a little kingdom for yourself." "nothing like that."

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Ocean Depths part 23

"that's so corny." carlson pressed down on him a bit more a deep growl escaping his lips. half-closed eyes, ears back and whiskers rigid lucas noted. he liked the comment and was touched by it, and now he was getting frisky again.

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Twist Ending

Let me tell you, the clowns were corny. shh... be quiet. the corn have ears and the hills have eyes. "moom! i'm dead! where the hell is heaven?" oh god, can someone shut up moon moon? "op op op. oppan gangnam style!"

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Ch. 1: Walls at seige

I know it sounds corny but its how i work. "hello travis." i spoke to myself. after day dreaming for a good 5 minutes, the misty air woke me up. as i turned to the shower,"(sigh)another day" i sleepily moaned.

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