Cuddling a Komodo
You probably should have used some choicer words in response to his absurdity.
United Through Two Worlds Chapter 10
"that..." he said, pausing while trying to find the right words "is the most absurd story i have heard in all my years".
The Book of Warlock 13. Rules and Regulations
That’s absurd.” “yeah, absurd.” “of course. silly me,” sebastian said with a small laugh. “that would be really, really absurd.” they left the chamber quietly in search of fresh magickal devices.
The Human Species Ch.5 - Aged Master Red
Half of lucario's brain told him that such an absurd throw would never hit, while the other one was registering the fact that the green and white ball was slowly filling up his vision...
Cake for a Snake
Looking to his side he saw the offending glutton and had to struggle not to burst out laughing at the absurd sight. his new little pet snake had apparently taken a liking to this pastry and had taken a bite for itself.
1 : BlindSighted
He never believed his mom, whose words seemed so absurd to him. school was always just a waste of time, and so was trying to make friends. "scilius," his mother had called out from the other side of his door.
Ander - Part 3: Subchapter 20
Hezzi wondered how he could have had such an absurd thought. renna would never do anything even remotely like that. not in a thousand years. "where did you go, hezzi?" she repeated. "why did you leave everyone behind? why did you leave _me_ behind?"
Ander - Part 2: Subchapter 25
She prodded herself with her fingers, feeling absurdly like a housewife kneading a lump of dough to bake bread. _oh,_ something's _baking in there all right._ _no it's not! shut up!_ _when was your last cycle?_ _it was -_ wait, when was it, exactly?
Ander - Part 4: Subchapter 34
34 he stood before his own front door, feeling absurdly like he should knock, like a stranger visiting a stranger's house. he reached for the knob, still not knowing what he was going to say or do, when it was pulled open from the other side.
Powering Up
But it wasn't even his enormous height or absurd body proportions that had them both staring.
The Dragon's Garden
Reason told him it was absurd to be so scared of a few trees and plants, but he still had his doubts. by then, he already knew the tales his parents had told him as a child were more than bedtime stories.
The Human Species Ch. 68 - Mystic Tracker Sigilyph
The two looked at each other, and despite the horrible subject of discussion they could not help but start laughing at the absurdity of it all.