High Tail High, Chapter 1: New Beginnings

Tonight's special was a classic; mac & cheese with hot dogs. even his father wouldn't be displeased with how little effort burda had to go through to make it.

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Burned on the Fourth of July

"i got those wheat hot dog buns you like-" said flo, before stopping in astonishment. "what - what happened?" hector, despite monty's efforts, got gamely to his feet.

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Chewy: Leon's Dream Pt.3

Razz screamed a war cry as we slashed through the surprisingly renewed bodies of the fallen evil: adolf hitler was a robot, joseph kony was a hot dog (with no mustard), and ben latten was a jehovah witness!

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Imprefect thoughts and in imerfect mind

We eat hot dogs and a banana each. that part i know happened because i have that photo of my dad eating a banana hidden inside the frame of a paint i have of a unicorn.

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Lonely Oak Chapter 39

Some were dark-colored, some light; some tents were domed, some were skinny like weird green hot dogs. "ugh," emeral groaned, "i wanna go on the beach. how long will it take us?"

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Meet & Greet - Part II

Amalthea's head and shoulders were undeniably feline, a gorgeous lynx with a short muzzle and very lethal-looking teeth that were more often used to tear into hot dogs than flesh. the curled goat-horns were unexpected, but not entirely unappealing.

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All's Fair In Love And Cinnamon War

"i've beaten my own brothers in hot-dog eating contests before. this will be nothing." she along with zax and miles get a cinnamon roll and start chowing down to avoid coming in last. "almost done." mitch says. "patricia, you need to eat faster!"

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Greetings From Paris!

"i came in second in the michigan hot dog eating contest." "this is awesome! i've always wanted to try this stuff!" hector says. "oh man! i'm starved." boomer says. "i can do this." richard says.

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The Most Important Part of Halloween

Through the entire sea of on-theme halloween foods from carefully molded miniature cakes covered in wriggling folds of frosting to form the brain's distinctive hemispheres, hot dogs wore mummy wraps of pastry dough, and ghosts of merengue.

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Bolt: the food chain (vore)

Mittens looked up with pleading eyes only to see bolt's jaws slide over her head, filling her nostrils with hot dog breath and her fur with gooey saliva.

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Filling the Void - Chapter Five

Jovial and rambunctious after their usual saturday dinner of hot dogs and beans, most of them would retire to the vid room to fight over which action adventure movie they'd watch that evening. "you've got to be more social!"

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Pandemic-Day 51 3:39 PM 1/12/2023-The Final Hours

Remember you owe me a beer and a hot dog. in the mean time, this next song is for you bro, get here soon and stay safe." "i barely know you, you barely know me, we ain't but two slow dances into this thing.

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