Small Consequences
The thought was absurd. the idea that you were worthy of the attention of a titaness like olivia was laughable. after all, she was a living landmass. a giant. a goddess. and you were just another germ.
Gryphon Feathers.
The nest's absurd comfort made it harder to think straight, and i wondered--not for the first time--how i'd ended up here.
[SCRAP] Magical Rapture!
An absurd and irreverent mock-up on what a fantasy game world might be like with kimono behind the wheel; taking mild inspiration from corruption of champions and the binding of isaac. the year and time are unknown. the world? yours and mine.
Hypnovember Day 29 - Duel
That caused sebastian to yawn again, and soon the yawns were cascading back and forth in a sort of absurd, sleepy tennis match. "m'arm hurts..." ellison slurred. "will... help..."
TNR chapter 1
Nekir laughed at the absurdity until rain made contact, nekir yelped and jumped up rubbing the spot where a pin prick of blood had formed. "what? ow, that hurt!" nekir said then he finally started getting it, wait hurt?
The Machine
. \*\*\* the third station is one of the soul, one of absurd knowledge and golden transcendence. i breathe heavily. fans rotate harshly to fill my huge lungs while my tail flicks anxiously. the priests stand around me.
Dawn - 1
I consciously try to embrace the absurdity. anything else would lead to madness. “i guess," the hyena says. the cat, eliot, shakes their head. “her date was _pre_ cube time, zachary."
Chasing the Sun - Chapter 59: The Smile You Offered
It was extravagant as fuck with that absurdly huge lamp in the centre of the absurdly spacious what he assumed to be the reception room. heck, this room was even bigger than two entire classrooms!
Where no one goes
Humans and dragons were supposed to work together and live in harmony but this, this is absurd. but what lay by my side was something that i could never in a million years imagined.
The Encounter Part 2
I chuckled to myself at such an absurd moment actually happening. "what do you think about sophie?" she looked at me, and licked my hand. she probably just wanted me to keep petting her, but i took it as a yes anyway.
Tail of a Twofer: A Eurofurence Special
The more this happened, the more absurd it seemed. you'd have to be pretty mad to wear another layer of fur on top of your own, even if you were being paid.
Among the stars, Chapter 1: Part 2
"yeah pretty much, it's my grandmother's recipe, i hope you like spicy things." before zain even finished talking, mikee had blown on his spoonful of stew and jammed a rather absurd amount of bread in his mouth.