FIRGP: Furry Invitational Racing Grand Prix
Declared the annoying nasal voice of an aardvark holding a gun in one paw. everyone assembled at the line, eager with blood and cylinders pumping full throttle.
Arise! Minion of Hell (Hell Afterlife Services part 5)
Rap threw one last dirty glance at the troublesome aardvark and turned to crispin, smiling brittly, “come in, come in! make yourself comfy dear, some of the chairs are still good. no, not that one!”
Counter Earth Chronicles Chapter 141: A World On The Brink of Collapse (All Of Our Tomorrows Were Yesterday Part Three)
The little aardvark said replaying the dictator's last few remarks.
Executive decisions Chapter 12
The aardvark director straightened up, his false pretences now complete and unrequired. "come on you," the security chief flicked open crimson glowing cuffs, "last stand's over." with a fwoomph!
Timothy's Vacation
The female aardvark didn't reply, but gave a small smile to timothy as she turned around and went back inside.
Warlock, Warfare and Wargs Pt.4 END
I'll remind you that you are in no position to bargain with me and i am a very busy aardvark."
McDover and Son
An enormous aardvark higher than the houses comes into shot saying 'samson?' end
Counter Earth Chronicles Dual Realities Chapter 18: Being So Focused On Your Enemies That You Forgot To Watch Your Friends
The aardvark stated. "how about now?!" the white furred cat asked. "that would be divine." the short aardvark replied. "sorry professor- it looks like something came up too."
Executive decisions Chapter 11
The head of hell's security gave peregrin a withering look; the grey aardvark demons always gave him work to do! if they weren't driving italian sports cars at him they were slicing workers up with hedge-trimming equipment!
Hell on Earth. Chapter 20
Anar’s zippo lighter was put to good use as the aardvark brought his dagger down with a thud! upon the altar. the students all stepped back from the splattery, gory mess they’d made as the teacher lowered his arms.
Lonely Oak Chapter 14
Like, the first one is 'antsy aardvark'," he opened the book to the first page to show the mnemonic. "see? it's even got little cartoons; an aardvark is an ant-eater, and he's antsy because he's got ants in his pants."
The Book of Warlock 15. Aggravated Assault.
What events could have possibly occurred to let the aardvark live? he was so close to victory, so close to escaping with the sceptre and being given his due rewards, he couldn't die now! that was everyone else's fate, not his!