Nisse, Julefest, and Hooves- First Day of Christmas
A year ago today, father passed on into heav’n as sure as snow will melt leaving me, the only and oldest child left who makes the cheese he did, and his father did. My thick woolen quilt and heating stones make it warmer than a hot summer day beneath...
To A Human World
Human ankles touch the ground- a cow's ankle is like two feet off the ground.
Shapeshifter City: Jobs of Ferals and the Biology of Shapeshifters
"it's just that," mom neared one of the cows and placed her hand on its cheek, "you could actually love them. it gets hard to ship some of them as meat."
A Night's Hunger
All except the farmer who had come out to see exactly what in sam hell had startled his herd of cows.
A boy and a dragon a tail of two friends #11
But serafin just turned around and was inspecting the cows looking at them, ‘there done’ she declared she fished one of the cows out and expertly using her claws cut out a whole shank and handed it to me on a plate which came out of nowhere, ‘thanks
Bloodbound: Chapter 4
If there's somewhere with better cows, i could-" another low growl came from edmund's throat. a subtle, almost instinctive annoyance. "not. cows." after taking a moment he continued. "blood has a quality to it.
when cores life changed forever (part 1)
By this point tore has been awoken by the cows mooing and stuff. "what's going on here guys?"
My Very Own Cow Butt!
Please say you really like cows.." \*hereford giggles and nods to denise.\* hereford: "yes i do! ever since i grew up on my parents farm, i watched the cows go in to get milked.
Three Wolves, One Big Sheep
"why should cows be killed," wolfet grunted. "cows should be kept alive like all prey!" "definitely," wolftin agreed. "prey are the most wonderful creatures on earth, sadly they don't talk cause their ferals, but just imagine if they talked."
Nisse, Julefest, and Hooves- Fourth Day of Christmas
The Fourth Day of Christmas: Nisse The four Nisse reconvene once their porridge creditor and his three newly, unknowingly, to-be betrothed. The four, blue tunic wearing, mouse sized men drink from thimbles and splinters of firewood on beer stout beer...
Adze
His own knuckles are well groomed by virtue of adze men's minotaur body wash, for the coat glow that gets all the cows mooing. suddenly, there bursts in a young intern, horns first.
Ode to my Udder
I called a witch a cow the other day Between my legs a swollen udder grew I should be much more careful what I say A simple task now that I only moo I'm happy that she made my hips more wide But sad I cant use pants or underwear And now it sways...