Ode to my Udder

Story by xerox2 on SoFurry

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A sonnet about being turned into a cowgirl. Dedicated to librarianon


I called a witch a cow the other day

Between my legs a swollen udder grew

I should be much more careful what I say

A simple task now that I only moo

I'm happy that she made my hips more wide

But sad I cant use pants or underwear

And now it sways and jiggles when I stride

Some nudity is nice but people stare

My big udder is from a dairy cow

Milking myself so often is a chore

I feel the needy fullness growing now

Ignored, my teats will drip upon the floor

Yet had I known the woman was occult

I wouldn't change my wonderful insult