Ode to my Udder
I called a witch a cow the other day Between my legs a swollen udder grew I should be much more careful what I say A simple task now that I only moo I'm happy that she made my hips more wide But sad I cant use pants or underwear And now it sways...
Witch Switch
I plopped a cat's whisker into the brew and couldn't help but cackle at my plot A single drop into her drink would do A rival would become my new mascot She'd look surprised and recognize the taste She'd know it then and yet she'd know too...
YEEN! QUEEN! (Tame Version)
YEEN! QUEEN! By: Xerox2 The rest of the band filed off the stage, leaving Ashton standing alone. He pressed the microphone to his lips, raised a triumphant, leather-clad fist, and roared: "We! Are! Jarl Slayer!" A few tables in the back...
The Convention
There is an electric energy in the air. People joke and laugh as they meet up with old friends, snap group photos, and explore the area. Over a hundred artists transform two vast rooms into a temporary marketplace where visitors can purchase wares...