The Way the World Ends...
," he asked, advancing the absurd thing towards my lips. "it practically plays _itself!,_" he added. "we're running a special on it this week, for a limited time only!" were my eyes deceiving me, or did this guy have..._cloven, hoof-like feet?
City of the Damned - Chap VII
He had little time to dwell, however, as another voice - earthy and yet otherworldly drifted by his ears; and a smell that was absurdly out of place jolted him fully awake. nature...earth...like loamy soil, spring buds.
Warm Up - 8
The voice recited: a prelude to a prelude somewhere in the absurdity and benign he found him, one whose heart was kind furred, like the world he rested on, almost like the dream there was more to this person than what it seemed
Warm Up - 2
Not only did he have to pay for the absurd amount of food, he didn't have enough for the medical fees it incurred. luckily, he himself was able to chip in, and mason was indebted to him.
Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 60
"then what is with all this absurdity!? put down that cloak this very instant! sarah? sarah! i'm serious!" "so am i!"
From the desk of the General. Mission 7: Doubt Squad
However, one thing that orcs are good at is believing the absurd; we all know the tales of them painting their tanks purple because it's stealthy - it must be because you've never seen a purple ninja, have you?
Vore Day '22 Quickie - Pencer
Entire mouth; occasionally the horse thought he was too big for people, but from his own experience having living meals, he knew anyone with the confidence currently emanating from the smaller male right now would have no issue following through with an absurdly
Details Of Creeds: Phoenix Kin
They also have an incredibly short fuse, even by azerite standards, capable of flipping into an absurd rage over a spilled drink - meaning that another phoenix kin merely claiming to be stronger is more than enough to start a brawl over.
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Zero could just barely see the beast over his cheeks, which had grown and stretched to absurd sizes and looked almost like deflated tires hanging off his face.
Mushrooms, Turtles and Pipes, Oh My! 11 - Yoshis Aplenty
It was also linked to their absurdly-high metabolism, which in itself was a great mystery.
OverIndulging
It had been there always, but the fact that he had made such an absurd breakfast and then his clothing choices had silenced it.
Midline Shift 29 - Dark Dreams of Another Story
That undying refusal to admit the truth to the point of absurdity, to the point of beyond a simple lie and into something far deeper than he could ever imagine.