I could pose and preen, say a few obscenely provocative and witty things, we could hurl a bunch of spells at each other and get a few parries in. i really wish we could.
but unfortunately, the situation isn't quite what it seems.
Cat, Dragon, Flawed art online, Game, Sword Art Online, Trope, Video Games, videogame
preen as necessary or get a feather comb, and
make sure to spend some time at it each day. you're not exposed to
the elements as much so you won't need to spend near as much time at
it as an animal, but it still matters.
Anthro, Hawk, Raptor, Redtail, Transformation, Winds of change
"i have just been informed that shortly before the inquiry ended, we received a report of a distress call from the matriarch's flag ship," said the owl, nervously preening its wing.
Anthro, Clean, Dragon, Multiple Species, Sci-Fi, Series
"and when was the last time you had your hair preened? leon, you need to get that done to look presentable! once we get you settled in, we will have to solve this!"
"look i don't need preening, i'm happy with the way my hair is!"
Adventure, Book, Comedy, Fantasy, Gildecage, Griffin, Gryphon, Half-Elf, Interspecies, Magic, Non-Anthro, Novel, Romance, ScalesandHonor
And the two vulpines had spent weeks preening in front of mirrors, checking everything they had trying to match up to an impossible ideal, a mirror which would find them ugly, unattractive failures every single time.
Fox, Personal Redemption, Philosophy, Realistic, Romance, Teenagers, Vixen, Young Love
Arrogant, preening bastards. i just wish i could do something. the old days, a gator wouldn't take nothing from a swan. now... nothin' i can do."
the dragonfly's wings fluttered, one leg stroking his chin. "i might have an idea, boss."
"like what?"
Alligator, Flash Fiction, Frontier, Gator, Railroad, Swan, dragonfly, twist, wild west
Birds tended to do that to show affection, nuzzling beaks and preening one another. did harpies do that? well... he could sort through that later. right now, he couldn't do much of anything except try to give a squawk of thanks.
Hawk, Redtail, Richard gallian, Transformation, fae, race
That was what the owl exuded, the oils that he worked into his feathers in bathing and preening lingering between cleanings.
Blitzo, Blitzo x stolas, Demon, Fan fiction, Fanfiction, Gay, Gay Relationships, Gay male, Goetia, Helluva Boss, Helluvaboss, Imp, Love, M/M, Male, Male only, Male/Male, Mature, Prince, Romance, Short Story, Size Difference, Sleeping, Stolas, Stolitz, Story, Thoughtful, Thoughts, after sex, blitz, fan fic, romantic
Now she perched over them, peering down on occasion between bouts of preening. "you're so quiet today."
"she's mooning over a plant milker," lili said. her mother just missed their first, and only, sale of the day.
Avian, Bird, Fantasy, Romance, Science Fiction, Story Progression, Story Series