I Caught God: Ch1: In Which There is a Great Deal of Profanity and Someone Wishes They Could Have Gone Trick-or-Treating Instead
I throw my arms up in the air with a jubilant cry, "i caught you, you motherfucker!" i make a face at my ds, "hahaha! i caught god!" i pick up the ds and the screen changes suddenly.
The Dog
The dog made a face and if it could have winked, it would have. ilbv could do nothing as the dog tossed the keys in the air and caught them in his mouth, then swallowed them down his throat and sending them into his belly.
The Human and The Dragon
I'm sick of this." he said under his breath, then suddenly he caught himself and clenched his teeth. the dragon had probably heard him because of it's superior ears and sense of sound. the dragon probably even felt ilbv's fear.
Face to Face with a Tiger
Face To Face With a Tiger by OD\_Tiger and ilbv **ODtiger:** Hello ilbv ilbv: oh wow, h-hi **ODtiger:** Relax lil guy. How's it goin? ilbv: okay, uh, thank you for accepting me. **ODtiger:** Don't worry about it heh ilbv: how's it going...uh,...
Being Safe
**Being Safe** **by ilbv and Ryuu** **Ryuu:** \*hug\* **ilbv:** \*tighter hug\* **Ryuu:** \*Hug tight enough to crack your back\* **ilbv:**"Ugh, feels good". **Ryuu:**"Hehe". \*Licks\* "Dragon is hungry." **ilbv:** \*Puts hands up and...
The Blue Wolf
Ilbv blushed and jango caught himself licking his chops. "uh..." "oh go on." jett winked. "you know you want to." jango blushed and looked at ilbv. "w-w-ould it be alright if i could...gobble you up?" ilbv smiled and patted jango's nose.
Hunted to the End
**Hunted to the End** _by ilbv & NickReen_ ** ** **ilbv:** Happy Birthday! I hope it was excellent! **Nick:** thanks **Nick:** and you're just in time :3 **Nick:** remember what i said last...
A Warm Goodnight
**A Warm Goodnight** **By ilbv and RyuujinGekijou** ** ** **ilbv:**"Goodnight wonder dragon." **Ryuujin Gekijou:**"Nighty Night." **ilbv** : \*big hug that cannot reach around\* "oh, I heard your belly grumble". **Ryuujin Gekijou:** \*hugs...
Guest
Will looked up at the nomsune with big eyes, ace at this time had caught up and was standing just behind will, looking up at the nomsune with a mix of fear and intrigue.
Tea and Cocoa
**Sraiser:** Is my human buddy ready for bedtime? **ilbv:** y-yeah, could my big strong werewolf tale me there? I love you big guy. **Sraiser:** Daaawr I love you to.... and I have been thinking lately it be great if we could spend a little more time...
Hammed
**Hammed** **By ilbv** Bill's stomach rumbled. He quickly looked down at it and placed his hand over it. After a few pats, it stopped and Bill quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Guests were going about their business as...
Frostbite
Meanwhile the other dragon was exploring the snowy landscape in search of a special treat for his son; this dragon caught a scent and decided to follow it since he was the first scent it smelled since he had landed there.