Just Once: Time for an Awkward Coffee Shop Date
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Albus lost his virginity! Woo! \*high fives audience\* After a coffee-less breakfast, Albus and Jem decided to get some coffee. Also, Albus wanted one of your usual coffee shop's delicious rice crispies. Thus, they got in Jem's...
Just Once: Banks are Just Lovely
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Proof that no matter how badly you fail at telling someone you love them, at least you remember to charge your phone before you go on a subway. You do, don't you? Fucking hell, you people just amaze me sometimes. Albus walked...
Just Once: Side Stories: Body-Positive
This story is about yet another noteworthy woman who considered me worth her time. I'll get around to tell the stories of the men I had sex with in a way that left way more than just the sex to talk about, but later. This woman was extra special...
Curious Cases LAPD: A Spooky-Ass Mansion and Eight Bisexual Guests, and SFW, Too
This is a story that I thought of the base concept for while watching the Nostalgia Critic review of the movie Devil. The idea just morphed into this bullshit, which I hope is really good, or at least kinda good. This is a story about my fursona and...
Zombies are Wankers: the RV
LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: Goodbye, safe-ish survivor colony. Everybody woke up very late in the morning, having no alarm clock to wake them up, nor any obligations for them to get up to fulfill, other than surviving. Albus and Morry were...
Tales of Zootopia: Boss Guillermo
Boss Guillermo's real name is Guillermo del Mujer y Medici, and he was born in Mexico near the border. From an early age, he was told that Chihuahuas couldn't fight for themselves. He was determined to disprove that notion, no matter what. Eventually,...
Tales of Zootopia: Sax and Mikey
Sax, a blue Fox, and Mikey, a red Horse, were friends since they were children. They grew up in houses right next to each other, and spent most of the day playing with their action figures together. However, after high school, they started to have some...
Tales of Zootopia: Taera and Winston
The two people this story focuses on, Taera Withers and Winston Matthews, respectively a black-and-white Goat and a grey Husky, knew each other since they were five. At about age eight, they fell in love, but didn't know what was happening. At ten,...
Just Once: Subways are Bullshit
LAST TIME ON JUST ONCE: Exactly how your first date ISN'T supposed to go, complete with still being in the friendzone at the end of it "I kind of have to go somewhere," Jem said, "so I can't really drop you off back at home." "It's alright! I'm gonna...
Just Once: Side Stories: the Feminist
Just as a heads-up, this is from the perspective of Albus Kane. This takes place in between two episodes I will publish in the near future There's one person that I felt like I really had to talk about right now: someone who goes by the name of Taera...
Tales of Zootopia: Silas, Tasha and Chauncey (GOT REALLY EMO WRITING THIS)
This story is about the interactions between three people: Silas, a German Shepherd; Tasha, a Raccoon; and Chauncey, a Bichon Frise. Silas was poor and ugly as sin, but he had a heart of gold, compassionate, empathetic and romantic. Tasha was...
Zombies are Wankers: Time for Some Backstory (ASH AND CHIP ARE NOW RECURRING CHARACTERS!)
After settling down a bit after scavenging, everybody sat around in the RV, talking. "Since most of you know my life story, I'm kind of curious about all of yours." "Yeah. There's a lot that I want to know about where all of you people came from. Well,...