Eyes of stone : Prologue
Yesterday, ellie slapped that douchebag, dean!" troy exclaimed. "oh yeah." adam replied. "well supposedly, her dad found out he threatened to kill her, and knocked him out... idiot has a broken leg." "ellie's dad _is_ notoriously violent."
She should have known..
Let me start from the beginning, i, like most girls, experimented in college - had some probably regrettable flings, dated some real douchebags, and signed up for a couple cults here and there.
S3 Ep12 A Dash of Lightning
Also zeph's cocky/douchebag persona it's a bit exaggerated as he is a bit of a softie at times.
Pre-Summer Fun - Part 2
"don't you have your gang of douchebags?" allen asked. "they're not so fun to be around with." tristan answered. "i mean, it's like you said: they're bad influences." "then why don't you have out with me and brandon?" allen suggested.
The Fuse to My Bomb
It was jason's fight, it always had been, but when a bunch of douchebag brotherfuckers mess with the guy i love, you can bet your ass that i want a piece of the action, too. i left jason to stand there, glaring at the white ferret.
Oh, College: Definitely the First Time
Then some random owl bloke pointed out that it's because he was sharing some rather...douchebag's latest social media post-worthy details, sort of like pictures of your food, only less fucking pointless because people might want to visualize what you're
Just Once: What a Lovely Building
He noticed a horse that even looked like a douchebag hitting on an otter that had better things to do than talk with an obvious tiny-chaser, and the otter head-butting him in the crotch.
Turf War in the Big City
Axel was surprised by this… humble response from razju, an arrogant douchebag. “i finally got what i came here for… a fight that the universe can bear witness to. and with that… i’m satisfied.”
Roman, the Hardworking Wolf
But at least he wasn't paired with a douchebag. and who knows? maybe working with frances could be interesting. just maybe.
Everyday Life, Part 4
"yeah, some douchebags were bullying a couple of kids, so i kindly asked them to stop. they didn't, so i defended the kids." he said simply, staring forwards at the wall as john picked the larger shards of glass out of his back.
The Simple Things. Chapter Thirteen.
Be it in the state or country there was always some douchebags out there that wanted nothing more than to pick a fight with a canine-sapient or other. and because of this most didn't trust, like or care for humans very much.
Bri [INTRO AND BACKSTORY]
She's quite a nice girl if you're not a douchebag. given the fact that gardevoirs tend to have a sharp stare and eye-structure, bri suffers from a severe case of 'resting bitch face'.