Obamon Meal 6
"this whole thing has got to be an excuse to surprise me when they give me an award for excellence in being derpy." "you really think you're going to win a derpy?" asked logan excitedly. "maybe me too?"
Breaking the Barrier: Further Experimentation
derpy states. i thank her and leave. knowing derpy the way i do, it'll either arrive exactly like she says it will, or it will be weeks before i hear anything.
Closing the Year
Well, today turned out to be an interesting day, to say the least. It started like any other. I awoke in bed to find Fluttershy in the process of waking up as well. It was a warm late summer day, the window left open to allow a gentle breeze to...
Weirdly Reacquainted
Now i just wanna catch up, maybe be her friend, maybe i can be something more along the lines of a friend and less of a weird, crazy, derpy little bastard. x3 i didn't see you there today last time i did you thought me as weird an enigma an anomaly someone
Finding My Place
derpy? your name is derpy?" i snickered under my breath, knowing that 'derp' is a slang term that originated on the internet back in my world. "yup! that's my name!
Furry Fan Interviews #13: FIESTA interviews ITCHY from ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
Ziggo: i identify with this dachshund :3 tommyfox: yeah, but corgis like you are more derpy. (aniro gestures to silver, who is still holding the donut.) aniro: not as derpy as this! silver: should i?
Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!
If they look derpy as hell, they won't creep the fuck out of me at night. "so, who are we buying the house from?"
Just Once: The First Morning
Then they said their vows, kissed, and albus woke up to a symphony of sizzling pancakes, his own heavy breathing and joyful sobbing, and a very derpy-looking brown talking (but not upright) kitten meowing.
Coffee Beans
It was just derpy old simon struggling with the coffee machine. " what are you doing up this early you numbskull?" i growled, rather annoyed that i had been surfaced at two in the morning.
furry musical
We like to be silly, goofy, derpy dance, prance, and siiiinnggg. hey hey we're the furries come and take our paws..... we'll romp and stomp and swish our tails all day long.... come along and join the fun.
The Legend of Eclipse: The Night Princess
Quickly getting up eclipse noticed the pony immediately as ponyville's mail pony derpy. "special birthday package for a mister eclipse from twilight sparkle."
The Frog Legs Rag
Dalia the derpy serval wants to try to cook food again! this is a sequal to "cooking by the book" enjoy! \>thoughtlessly, you take a long slow drink from your beer, staring at the tv; watching some show you haven't really paid attention to.