Army of Shadows: chapter 4
"i'm going to do you a favor and pretend that pun was unintentional. now i say again...off limits!" _pun...how was that a pun?_ i thought. but shook it off and tried to get their attention. "um...excuse me.
Chapter Two – The Hangout
We're on our first date, and i wanted to show him my usual hangouts, no pun intended. not very lively tonight, is it?" vladimir shook his head, "must be out doing...personal things.
The Cemetery of Livestone
The bulk of the employees here spent hours in the desert sun dressed fully in the wild west costumes and surrounded by the kitchy theming of modern convieniences obscured by grey wooden paneling and pun naming.
Love Is Surreal
He knew that i hated puns that had to do with me being a coyote. "co-yo-te, what's up?" or "don't be so coy-ote," or "i'm not trying to coyo-tease you," which all bothered me but i let spencer get away with it.
Rock Like the World is Ending
Was that a pun? that was a pun, wasn't it?" “yes," reed said, and he grabbed trish's hand, bringing it forward to fang. with a smile, the ptero reached out, and they all shook, forming a pact. “so, what do we need to do or get?" trish asked.
Running from what
It must have just been like a silly pun to them, the bit of fun to have him run till it would be done. this would not be fun he would get his gun then have his fun.
A Home Away From Home - Chapter 2: The Journey Begins
"this is going to take a few minutes, "commented david, being used to the flighty (again, no pun intended) bat's routine. it happened every year, especially the first week of the season.
Rejecting God
"god, you know nobody _likes_ puns, right?" "yes, yes i do." god smiled widely, looking every bit the 'pun dog' meme.
Savage City: Day Two: Incoming.
It looked as if everyone started to relax until someone asked, "why are the officers that are on patrol seem to be armed to the teeth if you'll pardon the pun."
Stories of Skarn - The Quick Reference Sheet
Given my love of wordplay, this one is also a rather unsubtle pun - "the missing lynx". it is a direct follow-up to the previous arc, and draws elements of all thirteen entries that i had previously written.
GOD DAN IT!, DAN (part1 of 2)
I giggle and say "don't you mean... god dan it" i laugh for some more and say "sorry, bad pun... had to, so what did you call me over here for?" he says "do you want to find treasure and get rich?" i almost spit-up and say "oh, god yes!!"
Interlude 6
Grace sounded like a lovely individual, no pun intended, but she was also… reluctant to speak with her? could it be because she was easily attached to the human she was keeping by herself?