American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 2, "What Are The Chances?" - Part 2
\*puts up paws in mock defeat\* "this was supposed to be a secret between me, myself and a few selected folks, but now i end up having it outed on national tv. again, what are the fuckin' odds?"
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 9, "Bring Me To The End, Dude" - Part 2
It's the calm both before and after the storm in the Burrow, with the four guys mostly minding their own businesses. Eddie is quick to dive in the pool to cool off after the heavy effort of the first challenge, while Kenneth trains on his own at the...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 1, Part 2, "Steel Or Cardboard"
_ _~#30 eddie, 32, giant otter, demolition foreman_ _\*camera focuses on the blonde marten with a stoic face\* "sure, this is gonna make cute tv once the editing is all set, but here's the thing.
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 2
"would you be fine with gettin' called a bum and a freak-ass clown loser on live tv? cause that's what blake pulled on me the other day," he casually says, tommy raising a brow.
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 2
As the jailer storms to his own room, it doesn't take long for the situation to be diffused. Having gotten the two feuding mustelids seemingly under control, the rest of the group is free to get to their own occupations - some people lounging outside,...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 5, "Young Thing" - Part 1
_March 1, 2020_ _Apopka, Florida 7:30 AM_ It's early morning at the Burrow, most of the players sleeping in after returning home from their road trip to Tampa. Greasy Z is snoring loudly, blanket pulled down to his stomach as he lies on his...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Winner Reveal
You got passion, you got strength, and c'mon... my inner reality tv fanatic loved your moves. you got this, bitch."
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 9, "Bring Me To The End, Dude" - Part 1
Back on the villa, arron rests his elbows on his knees, a laser-eye focus on the tv. john scoffs. "oh shit, here we go..." "ludwig..." eddie chuckles, fully knowing where the host is getting.
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 2
The sun sets between the mountainous range as the van drops the four winning mustelids of the white team in front of the ostentatious chalet they won the right to sleep in. "This is like we were in Switzerland, are you kidding me?" William blurts...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 6, "Don't Die Frozen Over" - Part 1
It's early enough for the lounge to be still rather empty, a few businessmen walking around with briefcases in tow and a family of lynxes likely coming home from their florida vacation not paying much attention to the crowd of burly men and the tv crew following
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 1
March 11, 2020 Nassau, Bahamas 82° F A white Boeing 737 painted in the Bahamas Air livery skids down an asphalt runway, gently rolling towards the airport's main hub. As soon as the hostess tells the passengers they can unfasten their...
American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 4, "Tooth And Nail" - Part 1
Ten mustelids walk into the Burrow's front door, led by an exhausted Arron - the honey badger immediately falling on one knee as soon as he gets to his bedroom, looking up in a mute prayer. The group scatters around the top floor, Eddie letting out a...