This Lion is no king...

The donkey smith toyed with his naked balls for a second, and then he slice the sperm tubes with a quick slash of the blade.

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Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 21

smith shouted. "are you all right!?" "do you really wanna know that badly?" isaac yelled, ignoring smith. his calm, collected demeanor had finally melted away, turning to a mixture of full-on enraged and... emotionally wrecked.

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Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 9

smith asked. "your partner shouted his name before he killed himself" i replied. "but by his and your expressions, i'm guessing this guy is important to your operation." smith nodded. "you're right.

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Snowblind - Showing Off

Several minutes went by as smith and the professor put away their gear, their large companion watching all the while, when suddenly a random thought struck smith.

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Toying Around: Part 1

smith joked. “wait, which agency do you work for?" “the department of agriculture." smith's gaze bore down on the human who looked ready to call him out but wisely dropped the topic. “anyways, blankets in the closet?"

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Spirit Bound: Chapter Ninety-Six

First off, you will address me as smith, si fu smith, or si fu, not by my first name." she frowned. "si fu? that means 'master,' doesn't it? like hell. why do you think i'd call you that, even _if_ i agreed to your 'deal'?" "it is a title in kung fu.

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The Revenge of Smith

"well the parties over, cypress." said a rather familiar voice "only one fur call's me by my last name, is smith standing behind me." i nod and jackie looks behind him, seeing smith standing there. "hey smith, come to join the party?"

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Back Brush

Rock was looking down his nose at smith and positively leering. "let go of my arm!" smith snarled. rock jerked smith's arm and turned him towards the women's fashions, then marched him down the aisle towards them. "this way, sir!"

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Sonny gets Mad Scienced

"did you know that smith's name is actually 'murgatroyd'? if i had a name like that, i'd use 'smith' too." the drawer contained nothing but a glock 17. useless.

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To Rise Above the Clouds - Burn Marks

smith. i need you at your best. i can get somebody else, just get the rest. you need it." “sir, i have to say that i can still-“ “this is an order, smith.

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