Farm Maid

"looks like you have a new friend," said farmer jones. "why yes i do mr. jones!" said the young girl. "thank you so much for cleaning my barn. compared to the rest of this farm the barn is cleaner than ever before thanks to you!" said farmer jones.

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Organic Blackberries

Taking place near the end of summer, the two boyfriends decide to spend part of a sunny saturday browsing through a farmers market, hoping to buy fruit and other goodies.

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Arianna

Only to awake to a group of boys slaughtering the farmers chickens for fun, but as she dashed after the fleeing boys she was caught and confronted by a very angry farmer. "you know the law!" grumbled the farmer. "my property, my problem.

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The Stranger

Another farmer stepped forth, either finding a reserve of courage or being too afraid to move, regardless the stranger saw only enemies and felt only the dagger in his back. he stumbled forward and backhanded the poor farmer across the face.

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Scales and Honor- Viridian Night: Chapter 5

"at this rate you two will _never_ be farmers." "luckily we don't want be farmers." lyyreth replied with a smile. "no offense." jerry just shrugged and held up his hands.

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Wolfholme: Lincoln and Roderick

The farmer grinned, opening his eyes for the first time during the entire ordeal, his brown orbs flashing with hunger and lust.

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The Thanksgiving Turkey

farmer: i didn't know a turkey could cry like that. we'll what is it? the turkey looks up at the farmer's ax, and gestures to it. the farmer looks at it. farmer (slowly): my ax? what about it.

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Eggceptional Get Aways: Kickaha

He was clearly someone trying way too hard to pull off the farmer look. the man's eyes widened as he saw kickaha standing in the nest. "you've hatched already?" the farmer asked.

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Oak in Grey Hollow - 4

I'm just a farmer a bit down the way. saw your horse go by into town earlier and then i heard about the posters." "ah, a farmer! a noble yet sadly thankless career. why, it's men like you that allow for civilization to flourish, you know!

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The Rich and The Poor Part 8

I'm a poor farmer and obviously not worth-" i said before the philips boy again interrupted. "i don't mind. i really like you, but why wouldn't a farmer like to be with a noble person like me?

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Scales and Honor- Viridian Night: Chapter 10

Lyyreth looked to the farmer as he settled onto his haunches, and nodded. when the man had left he carefully placed infinity on the hay like she was a newly hatched dragon.

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