Some Lifetimes Are Like That
Never piss off anyone who drinks a beer glass full of hard liquor in the morning, because he'd just as soon stomp your brains out as listen to you try to be a comedian."
Waves of Change 3: Strong Bonds and Old Flames
“a comedian huh?" she growled. “oh crap." chase thought. chase's eye widened as a 6 foot wave hit him knocking him into the beach. he coughed before another hit him one after the other.
Lifted Higher: Chapter 1 - "Lips? Of an Angel"
"yep," i say to this stranger just because near-death experiences bring out my inner comedian. "i was going to kiss you anyway for saving my life." "sweet!" they bark. and then i gasp as warmth covers my lips.
A Werewolf in Lewisham - 2, Who Let The Dogs Out?
I stopped, hands in the pockets of my overcoat, and turned slowly to face the two comedians.
World building for the Undertale AU
Sans: stand-up comedian. he also uses his magic, along with pap's "extra attack" bones, to create stunning visual displays while he jokes.
Bury the Dead Chapter Four
Seems to enjoy a certain comedian that parodies songs. the comedian even wrote a song about tony so that he could hear the comedian's music one last time in case the stasis failed... i think the papers, footage, interviews..."
Zootopia movie script: Point 223 part 5
Various television news, including znn, and radio stations are hyping up the coming visit of this very special and extremely rare animal to zootopia including one morning show comedian who compares her to being as rare too zootopia as a rare steak dinner.
An Angel's Laughter
"oh you're a comedian, andy. why would i be jealous of a fur?" "well, i heard through the grapevine that sam wants to buy michelle for, shall we say, breeding purposes. and it sounds like..."
Myths and Stereotypes of the Furry Subculture
Matthew davis, better known as "2 the ranting gryphon" and professional comedian said, "i'm not embarassed about my furry interests, but so many people have come to have their perception of the furry community colored by negative stereotypes that any beneficial
The Minor Reveal
The look on her face was priceless, a comedian in a movie couldn't have shown such sarcastic disbelief, “oh, but you didn't have to. nobody else would dare such a bold action.
Survival - Chapter One - Beginnings
Right as the comedian, a rather short little raccoon, was getting to the good part of a story, the screen went black. as she got up to make sure everything was okay, the screen flashed white several times and a voice came on.
Distort and the Quest for the Sassy Goat... or something
Make him a stand-up comedian?” “everybody knows that talking farm animals make the best stand-up comedians,” manny explained.