Was it out of spite and malice or is it that you have the worst timing ever and you could never make it as stand-up comedian?" i asked and narrowed my eyes.
i then heard a stifled cough from arvin and then i relaxed my gaze a bit.
Fox, Gay, Male, Otter, Relationships, Wolf
The comedians are always complaining about trying to teach their wives whatever sport. and the guys at the golf course always complain whenever anyone brings their girl out.
Love, Relationships
"are you a comedian, human? that was surely a joke, yes?"
sigmundurr muttered something under his breath, but kallid spoke up. "um... he means when we get to the outside. we'll need weapons outside!"
D&d, Fiction, Kobold, Kreetthekobold, Series
With a certain aura of smugness, known only to comedians and storytellers, bron waited for the laughter to die down just enough so he could continue.
Comedy, Fantasy, Gnoll, Gutpunch, Kobold, Minotaur, Orc, Sword and Sorcery, Tauren, funny, gut, punch
Before the comedian could say a single joke the ferret had already gestured for both tiger and demon to follow him out into the back alley of the club itself.
Character Development, Story Series, heist
Don't stand there on the phone talking to me; tell the comedian it's time to taxi you and azzy to the mental institution."
"your wish is to me a command, your royal highness," frisk solemnly intoned.
Angst, Asriel, Charasriel, Charisk, Drama, Frisk, Undertale, chara, recovery
It was slightly easier for him, being buried behind the band in his drums, but comedians just...stood there. the young tiger honestly had no idea how they did it. apart from that, the shift was dull for most of the night.
Bands, Fox, Gay, M/M, Music, Story Progression, Tiger, University, loneliness, students
'leave them laughing', a comedian would say after a performance (or was it, 'leave them in stitches?'). with the tension broken, we gave each other a quick hug and a pat on the back.
"well whatever.
Character Development, Fanfiction, Story Progression
Like that one time in rustboro when she stood in for a famous comedian, what was his name, jeff dunham, durham? comet couldn't remember. all he could remember was the sheer joy that was on katya's face later after the show.
Arceus, Dialga, Fanfiction, Latias, Mild Romance, Pokemon, Story Progression, rayquaza, zoroark
You came up with a half-assed gay joke, you should become a comedian."
"wow, snarky and sarcastic; you're the epitome of a sassy gay."
Bear, Cheetah, College, Friendship, Wolf
"i thought about becoming a comedian, but then people would have died laughing, and amigo, i'd rather solve murders than commit them."
everyone laughed again; then montoya turned his gaze on ned and scarlett.
Coyote, Crime Drama, Fox, Gay Relationships, German Shepherd, Homicide, Identity, Jaguar, M/M, Mystery, Otter, Romance, Wolf, Wolfdog, alsatian, murder
"if i were going to spend the day with a comedian that makes me laugh i would've spent the day with clawhauser..."
"i wonder where he is anyway?"
"hello? is anybody here?"
Adventure, Bunny, Cheetah, Chief Bogo, Clawhauser, Crossover, Fangmeyer, Fox, Hopps, Judy Hopps, Rabbit, Tiger, Wolf, Zootopia, bogo, jurassic park