Floor is bare,
wife comes down to my chagrin,
joy falls like the wall of berlin,
check the house for nefarious men,
but none have invaded our den,
i share with her the tale of morn,
quickly suffering her scorn,
"you arrested santa clause
Anthro, Comedy, Drinking, Drunk, Magic, Poem, Poetry, Police, Prison, Reindeer, Rhyme, Santa, Santa Clause, Story, cop, furry
Government and church officials only started to outright ban santa claus beginning in january of 2018, recommending citizens to celebrate more about jesus' birth.
Alternate Reality, Alternate Society, Anthro, Christmas, Dystopia, Dystopian fiction, History, Krampus, Religious dictatorship, Report
Which was why she'd put it into her letter to santa claus for the past two years. this year she made a few threats just in case it helped spur the old fat guy along.
Clean, Fantasy, Female, Horse, Transformation
Additionally, we would like to offer you a signing bonus in the amount of $3 million, plus a no-trade clause for the first three years of your contract.
Anthro, Badger, Camel, Cat, Character Development, Clean, Male, Plot Development, Raccoon, Rodent, Squirrel, Story Series, Vixen
Santa clause- was dead.
"wow...he's dead." dasher said slowly. the others all gathered around close. it was true. the shock of seeing his sleigh in pieces had destroyed the old man's heart.
Comedy, Humor, No-Yiff, Reindeer
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall...
The most famous reindeer of all?"
These were the words chanted by an assortment of calves, huddled around a variety of flames,...
Arctic Fox, Christmas, Doe, Feral, Polar Bear, Red, Reindeer, Santa Claus, Snow, Snow Hare, Story, rudolph
The secret tradition he and his father had every year: the man dressing up as santa claus, and his son secretly watching him from the banister. he knew that it was his father in that suit. he knew santa wasn't real, but he didn't care.
CTContest 2010, Clean, Non-Anthro
"now you know your place," mewtwo muttered as he went about escaping
leaving the meganium and her son standing with their mouths gaping
the chikorita looked up at his mom, never moving from the spot
"mum, santa claus is a lot thinner than i'd thought
Chikorita, Christmas, Holiday, Meganium, Mew, Mewtwo
Santa clause" it became clear he was out cold.
_kickaha looked at santa with panic and dread. what's that sound? he whirled round and saw deer and a sled! eight reindeer stared at him -- oh, what had he done?
Christmas, Coyote, Fox, Reindeer, Santa, Transformation, foxyote