Preaching to a Bear

You try preachin' to a bear!"

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Bear Trap

She looked at her paws, "i just hope these bear claws can get a good grip..."

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Journal of a Bear

The evening was already turning into the night as I arrived home from my shift. As I look out to the window at the beautiful metropolis of Zootopia, my mind constantly wanders back to that event more than 5 years ago. Even now, I can still recall that...

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Momma Bear

The large panda momma standing before you scoops you up into her thickened arms and smooshes you into her voluptuous form. As your head pokes out between her over-stuffed breasts, she plants a soft little kiss on your forehead. "Sweet dreams, little...

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Bear of the Campus Library

A poem about the bear that finds a refuge in his college library. will he make it through? who knows.

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Teddy is a happy bear

Just like a big, cuddly stuffed bear." stuffed bear? teddy tried to reach out to his intellect through all those warm, fuzzy feelings that kept him... so happy. a happy bear. no worries. stuffed bear. yeah, that made perfect sense.

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A Spark in the land of the bears

Meanwhile, abelard cut at the other bears' spears, as well as the bears themselves. some of the bears jammed their spears into abelard's armor. however, they got stuck and inflicted little damage.

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Zombiology - Grizzly Bear

Note from the author: because fuck bears!!

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Spooning with a fat bear

But sometimes, a cute polar bear named ted comes in while i'm in here to freshen up just like me. i wonder if he's into wolves like me? i hear the door open and close.

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A Reason To Bear The Darkness

And i totally just noticed (thanks to gen) that i used the wrong bear for my title, as i meant to relay the message of dealing with the darkness rather than uncovering it.

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A Polar Bear's Christmas

Despite the complaints, by the end of the week word had gotten around that the west end mall had a real polar bear santa.

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Bear Before Blini

"a bear! however shall i survive?" "eek!" i managed, rising to greet the young female. "the lioness has stalked me to my den! i'll be dinner for her pride!" "nah, we already et."

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