15,000 Foot Plummet to Electrified Barbwire

**Please Note, this story does not intend any negativity to the sports team The Jaguars, I just chose an animal I wanted to write about, and it turned out there was a real sports team by the same name.** The Mascot of the Jaguars couldn't hold in his...

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A Spike for an Elephant

Eathy had always been afraid of pain, he was so afraid of it, he was seldom went anywhere without watching every step he took, always being sure he put it down carefully, because even a tiny twig poking him wrong in the feet would be too much for him....

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Hello Kitty Accidentally Kicks a Boy

Hello Kitty was practicing her karate moves in the courtyard during school recess. "Hello Kitty! I got something to show you!" Hello Kitty was so in the zone, she didn't notice someone coming up behind her. Hello Kitty lifted her foot, and kicked...

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Sunny Accidentally Kicks Starflight Somewhere... Sensitive...

"Tips for smaller dragons," Starflight said, reading the battle scroll out loud, "If you are a smaller dragon, and you are fighting a dragon of a bigger size, specifically male, get in close underneath them, and kick them in the..." Starflight went...

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Chikorita Catches a Mudkip: Chapter 2

Jennifer awoke to find her Chikorita staring at her, her eyes beaming with pride. _Okay,_ Jennifer thought to herself, _that is not at all suspicious._ "What did you do?" She asked out loud. Chikorita just hopped from foot to foot making happy...

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Bristlefrost Knocks Rootspring Off His Paws

Bristlefrost and Rootspring stood in the forest practicing moves together. Rootspring had just given a surprise attack by leaping from a tree, and he had caught Bristlefrost off guard. "Good one," Bristlefrost said. They both paused and looked...

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The Snork Maiden Kicks Moomin

The Snork Maidan was in the woods tossing a large fruit back and forth with the Silk-Monkey. "You like Moomintroll why?" Asked the silk-monkey. "Well," answered the Snork Maiden indignantly, "because he's so strong and manly, and he's very very...

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Chikorita Catches a Mudkip: Chapter 3

Chikorita followed Jennifer down the trail in silence on her way to some city in which they'd do battle. Chikorita didn't know the name, Chikorita didn't care, her mind was on the Mudkip she had caught for her trainer, who was still remaining silent...

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You May Now Kick the Groom

Dear Daniel stood beside the podium of the church all proud and excited, waiting for his bride to arrive. The organs started blaring, and there she was, stepping through the doors of the auditorium, all dressed in white, her glittering dress flowing...

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Jayfeather Sits on a Bee

Jayfeather entered the medicine den, all was quiet and from the sent of the air, no other medicine cats were here, just Briarlight in her nest. "Hi Jayfeather, how are you doing?" Briarlight asked, shifting in her nest. Jayfeather gave a grunt,...

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Beaver Stone

Olivia stood by the river watching the water flow through her webbed feet. She felt the relief of the cool water rushing away her emotions. She had just had an argument with her husband, and she didn't feel good about it. As a couple of beavers, their...

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Hitch Gets Bashed: Chapter 2 - Pipp

Pipp held her phone out before her, ready for her live-stream. Too long had the Pinkie Pie family line hoarded the #1 spot, now that had finally changed. Pipp hit the record button. She was live! "Hello all, this is Pipp here. Today I have a special...

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