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From the desk of the General. Part 10: Shiny

It’s no secret that life out here in the weird corner of the galaxy that i currently reside in is very, _very_ different to the earth i left behind; nobody here knows what reality television is, or who the foo fighters are, or basically any of the references

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American Mustelid Alpha - The Cast (Part 1/3)

It isn't mandatory to read them all to understand and enjoy the story, but it's a nice way to start learning more about our characters and maybe begin looking out for your early faves :) granted, as in all reality tv, our content has been edited with the purpose

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Spring and Fall: To A Grown Woman

It certainly wasn't her job, and she didn't have anything worth coming back home to besides a tepid meal zapped in the microwave, her favorite ancient lounge chair, and whatever new hit reality tv show just happened to be on when she smacked her television

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 10, "The Gauntlet Of The Century" - Winner Reveal

You got passion, you got strength, and c'mon... my inner reality tv fanatic loved your moves. you got this, bitch."

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 8, "I'm Way In Too Deep To Bow Out" - Part 2

March 13, 2020 9:00 AM Exuma, Big Major Cay, Bahamas 83° F A large speedboat fends the ocean waters, sparkling in the morning sunlight as the camera drone hovers from above. The small figures of a hog badger and a Tasmanian devil can be...

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Dog Cabin

"listen old dude," sasses gordon, "this is reality television. you don't get more then one take in real life. besides, the sooner we can get out of this sh\*thole, the better." "i suggest you quit this show while you still have a shred of credibility."

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chapter five

. ///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-///-/// **showmance** ** ** a real world-esque reality tv show to their surprise, they've been chosen to be a cast member!

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 7, "I Was Taught These Guys Got Feelings" - Part 2

As the jailer storms to his own room, it doesn't take long for the situation to be diffused. Having gotten the two feuding mustelids seemingly under control, the rest of the group is free to get to their own occupations - some people lounging outside,...

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Day 0

After reading about yet another reality tv show that had been canned because of poor ratings, a bit of a high point, i started laughing to myself, if what the man on the recording had said was right, these were all going to be meaningless in a short

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American Mustelid Alpha - Episode 5, "Young Thing" - Part 1

_March 1, 2020_ _Apopka, Florida 7:30 AM_ It's early morning at the Burrow, most of the players sleeping in after returning home from their road trip to Tampa. Greasy Z is snoring loudly, blanket pulled down to his stomach as he lies on his...

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Ferocity Chapter Four

And it just so happens, he has a love for reality tv, and fighting. so the idea is, set up the city, and have some fighters be among the first residents there, and run an event show tournament thingy.

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Chapter 4

But then i come to see, you're late and there's a fox with you who's sitting and crying like he's on a reality tv show." he fussed. judy held up a finger, trying to defend herself but the cougar was having none of it, as he waved his paw.

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