New story test beta

"we told him we'd let him go...a rather tired pun...should've seen it coming," patchwork muttered to himself.

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Grocery Store Dancer

The memory of that alone was erecting (pun intended) quite a tent under the sheets! the longer i lay staring at the ceiling, the more i missed him. five o'clock. "shit! this is crazy... i'm beginning to fixate on a figment of my imagination!

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First Journey: The Black Wolf and The Golden Retriever - Prologue

It was an incredibly stupid pun for those who knew. and he delivered it with too much enthusiasm, his tail swayed wildly. "well, that's... something." the wolf laughed. he laughed? apparently, he could. he also knew a bit of the eastern language.

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High Tail High, Chapter 1: New Beginnings

Now he had to adjust to this rathole, excuse the pun for those furries out there with rodent ancestory. another groan, and he helped his 'father' take the furniture and let the tigers have their brake.

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Raspberry Line Chapter 22

He needed someone to lean on, someone to confide in; not hokey food puns. emeral hadn't ever done that before, didn't know what to say or what to do. but she saw it once, and knew just who to ask for help.

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White Hot

But the way he had winked and wiggled his eyebrows in the way someone did when they thought they were making an oh-so-clever pun, enraged her.

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The Simple Things. Chapter Thirteen.

A rather burly, yet stocky boxer had a bone or two to pick with me (pun intended) and was the only thing i'd actual recall or take from the night. the guy was rather intimidating, even being roughly a head shorter than i.

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Weird Writings

Screen thingie also say me need pun...punctituation? me not know. me still smart smart and me prove it somehow. key thingie hard to reach too. me body feel weird. me know me fuzzy cat but me feel smoll kat. me not know what go on.

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Tending to Important Matters

In fact, he was able to show me a trick in tending to the frogs that helped me ensure that i wasn't poking anything that didn't bear poking (no puns intended).

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Chapter 2: The Cash Miltank Case

As the inside joke in the title may suggest, i am very punny, and we finally get a look at the case. a little comic relief before we get to the mystery stuff, which begins on the next chapter.

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Two Worlds Collide - Chapter 6 - Walking Forward...And Looking Backwards

The appearance of the lanky medic broke his concentration as he stepped back; starting to bark out orders to what i believed was his team, no pun intended.

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Kandi Popp

Kandi is a sweet - pun not intended - **lioness cub** who often mewls. she acts demure, cute, stubborn, kindly, friendly, benevolent & shy. she stutters a lot and trips over words, trying to find the right way to explain herself.