An Epitaph for Vitch
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for vitch. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
Rodentia
Tuco-tuco, marmot, mara Guinea pig and capybara The paca and the pacarana With all the seeds their cheeks can garner. Bringing fruit and other booty Woodchuck, coypu and agouti. Hopping dusty deserts o'er Go the springhare and jerboa Crossing...
The first meet
The road was strangely calm; it was the first time there neither bandits nor creatures trying to maul him. It was a refreshing sight, one that he could enjoy during his travel. He had to admit that his presence in such a place wasn't always discreet; a...
Shattered Dementions
"So tell me why you want to steal his crystal?" This question was asked by a floating white snake with yellow fins traveling down its spine. It looked down at the glowing crystal that was on a platform with golden eyes. Oddly, as dracidons walked by,...
Kazufox Interview #2
Note: I feel ill...I really do...For one let me explain a few things... Back when in late middle school/early high school, used to be friends with a guy named Paul Wizzle and well, we had a bit of a gag going on between us. Blah blah...no...
Aggrivation..
_© All characters and storylines surrounding these characters belong to me, Eben Black.._ --- Kane was late. Eleven fifteen flashed across my mobile as I checked for messages or missed phone calls. Nothing. He knew I had been excited about...
Big Trouble
Big Trouble By TerraMGP ((Ester, Diana, Ember Jamie and Lillian are all my original creations and copyrighted to me. Please do not use them or redistribute this story without consent. This is the Tenth story in the Ester series, preceded by...
Twelve Days of Skyrim - TES Arrow in the Knee Christmas Song
On the first day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me... An arrow to the knee! \* \* \* On the second day of Skyrim, my companion gave to me... Two stolen sweet rolls! And an arrow to the knee! \* \* \* On the third day of Skyrim, my companion...
Star Fox: An Unexpected Mission: Chapter 10
Scale king thought about it for a moment, and all the humor died right when he made that statement. "fine...but my only question is, how do you even plan on getting them on our ship?
Soapy Eyes
I keep playing your part But it's not my scene Won't this plot not twist? I've had enough mystery. - **Jack Johnson - Sitting, Waiting, Wishing** The water cut out about halfway through her shampooing. "Great," Anisa growled. "Marcie, the pipes...
The Sweet Stench of Intestinal Gas (Part 2/2)
Red slapped his knee and started howling hysterically, clearly a fan of toilet humor. "haha, looks like i still got it!!" chuckled red. "still have what? it obviously isn't your maturity." sneered lucario.
Leaky Buses
I wrote this about a year or so ago, before I became the good writer I am today, so this story is not as good as some of the others. I'm just re-submitting it here so readers get a bit of an introduction to who my fursona JT...