Wild Ride
This jackass decided that he didn't want to do anyone behind him any favors, though, and he waited meekly behind the crosswalk for the parade of cars going the other direction to pass.
My Hero and Me: My Greatest Adventure Ever 10: The Classes
"oh, that little jackass!" he loaded his ak-47 and told the other two. "kill them all! not a word of information about us is to be said from anyone, take the truck afterwords while i kill that evesdroping kid. i'll meet you there!"
In the World After: Chapter 7
Nothing i did was good enough, never showed up to my spelling bee contests, wasn't the son he'd really hoped for; you know...the usual fatherly jackass-ery. "dad, you're really going to pull that card right now? yes, i love him, and he loves me."
Finding a way Home: ch. 1
During the flight john and nick had woke up, but i didn't have the energy to answer any questions they asked me, nick even called me a jackass. blood was all over the cab by the time we landed, "chase you can come out of the falcon now..."
Treacherous Shoals Part 1
"can any of you... jackasses give me my fucking tail yet? this mawkish bullshit is boring me... more of your conversation would infect my brain."
Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 8
Nilia looked up, not at all surprised to see the tired-looking fox, the one bileam had called 'jackass'. he had climbed on top of a bench so that his upper body was standing out from the crowd.
Hunter of Worlds: Phase1-Chapter12
Cat got your tongue, there, jackass? ahahaha! no?! then how about your eyes~!!"_** a second swipe tore across the canine's upper face and sent him reeling backwards.
Icy Winds
"if i had gotten here sooner, i'd have torn that jackass limb from limb." darma said, quietly. "i have been watching your ranch for days now, since alice told me that my egg had hatched, and even helped her to find the froslass in time."
Gone and Come Home Ch.2
Once done, he picks out some long jeans and a jackass shirt from his extensive closet, and runs downstairs to each breakfast.
Torn - Ch. 4
His response was the finger and, "you jabbed the brakes and bounced the curb at twenty five miles an hour, what do you think jackass!" "i don't think, i just do." "guess that's what you get for calling matt and i lovebirds" jackie smirked.
Chatline Chapter 4: Pleasant Dreams
“some jackass making prank calls," david answered, tossing the phone on the other side of the bed. he wrapped his arms around lori's waist, pulling her in closer. “but i refuse to let that ruin—" the phone started ringing again.
My Pride Friend-Chapter 16
Carla fumed at him, "knock it off, jackass. this is serious." he protested, "i am serious! that's how he woed a lion! he's probably an expert of that!" carla shook her head in denial, "i don't buy that. he doesn't look like a circus freak.