Down on the Farm
.**" the sound for the next half hour was a myriad of chewing, belching, and even some uncontrolled farting. soon all boys finished their meals clearing several plates each.
The Slayer and the Sphinx: Chapter Twenty One
"stupid ol' fart!" he guffawed, pounding a fist on the table again. "good riddance!" mortoph nodded and put an appropriately sad expression on his face. "though i hate to say it, i foresaw this happening.
Gortoz 'A Ran - Ch 12 - A rude wake up call...
Please don't, because it makes me feel like an old fart.' 'well, you certainly look like one...' catherine said with a smile... 'hehehe...' 'can we please focus on the forty-three thousand dinar you were about to give me?'
Episode Seven: Sweltering Summer Sins
Oh by the holy dragon's flaming farts, she was reading them. "please don't read those." "did you write these?" gray laid down on the carpet. "maybe, what's it to you?" "you've got pretty hand writing."
{Pokémon/Babyfur} Mother-Daughter Meet Up (2/2)
Susie's tail slightly hikes up and a loud and squishy fart cuts into the air, but this only elicits a giggle from the both of them. "hehehe, excuse you, susie!" daniella says with another giggle.
{Pokémon/Diapers) A Strange Slumber Party
With another loud fart, his bowels let loose and he unloads multiple solids into his diaper as it expands and becomes rather lumpy. "yaaay!" steenee smiles and claps her hands while breloom continues filling his diapers.
Christmas Special 2018
"why would we--" "don't talk to me, you old fart!" santa's face turned as red as his hat. "young lady, what have i ever done to warrant such language?" "oh, you wanna know, do you?" amber spun around on his lap so that they were nearly nose to nose.
Black Meridian 19: Hold Me Close
It farted out stale air, the chassis sagging forwards even as she repeated the process five more times. "think it's worth torching?" she asked them, once all the wheels had holes in them.
Lonely Oak Chapter 83
"unless you're being a fart-head again. it's not a holiday is it?" kval shook his head. "nope. you slept in." she pulled on an ear. "dang it." she went over to her closet, and started looking at what she would wear.
MHO pt 4 - Quality Time - Chapter 7
Bit where th' ether jarzin get all-" "tipsy oan thir oon damn farts," daisy helpfully suggested. aelana snorted in amusement before continuing. "aye, that. she's mair serious.
Sunlight Through The Clouds: Rising Sun [Chapter 2]
Better then living with an ignorant old fart like you!" he shouted upstairs before storming off to his room and slamming his door, not giving his step-dad a chance to respond. he leaned against the door for a bit as he tried to calm himself down.
Visitor's Vita
Was i just "being an old fart," wanting things "the way they used to be," or is it that relationships in this 21stcentury have become electronic-only? intimacy seems to exist only through texts and video, rather than really being together.