Corrupted Souls-Chapter One
No pun intended. heh, i've also seen better days myself." "hehehe, wanna talk about it? i've got two hours before i have to go to work a few blocks from here." "uh, sure!"
The fox and the butterfly.
"no pun intended." siso laughed as he pointed down the hill they were standing on, and kira nodded as she took the hint and started at a brisk walk.
It Matters So Much
No pun intended." karl's face emptied of emotion. "uh, no." he answered as he looked down. "shit, shut it down, quick." jake turned and hit the switch shutting karl's apparatus down. he looked back up at his adversary.
Your Love Is Enough, Chapter 3: Gunsmoke
I grab my fork and start wolfing down (pun intended) my food. jace watches me, amused. "you like it?" "ehf, erny fuld," i respond, my mouth full of food. i swallow and try again. "yes, very good." jace laughs.
The Orphans Among Us Chapter Seven: Heading Home
The boys dug into the food and wolfed it down (pardon the pun) (pengu) after i finished eating, i watched sukura with his family and then jumped about a foot when he grabbed my paw.
The Interpol Files: Full Moon Menace
I am going to be killed by someone who uses bad puns!" "ok, now am angry." the werewolf said, just before lunging at sly and bentley, but then suddenly falling down flat on his face. "ow! what's that thing in my back?"
Blood Red: Chapter Seven: Old Faces (part 1)
I said slowly, also leaning back against the door of my cell; "i even made a couple of bad puns about you...often involving you dressing up as a cereal mascot." "well, i guess us criminals have to find some way of entertaining ourselves, right?"
The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part Three
"tell me more admiral, if you'll forgive then pun, i'm all ears." "ah still the same old vin.
They call me Toby
And with that the news cast laughed that monotone laugh they always had for their bad puns and quirps. "now on to a more recent, and large subject," he laughed touching heavily on the large part.
Until Death - Beyond those hollowed words
I couldn't help but throw the exotic pun in there but he understood it quickly enough for it to wasted air. "huh, could an exotic car handle you in bed?" he replied with eager eyes.
Wasteland Survivor – The story of Crystal - ch1
He kicked something metal along the floor, it clanged into the shelf next to crystal, "put those on, 'big bad', and do it slow like, i would hate to only bring back the boys one nice little piece of tail for the night." he started sniggering at the horrid pun
A Mew Life - Anthro Mew TF
Even if they're a mew too~" shi remarked with a giggle, partly at hir own pun she made. "you... really are something else, you know that?" mewtwo smirked a little. "perhaps...