A Mistress's Lover

The moan and weak chuckle that followed her pun was all the encouragement delila needed, her hips pulling back only to push right back again, meeting ricky's own with a soft

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V Stands For Victor

That wasn't her worst joke, at least, "it's a great shame we had to punish you for your unashamedly terrible puns, nettle, but we must do what was asked." "by whom? the queen loves me!" "me, you impudent fool.

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Astral High - Chapter 40

Yup, good thing i'm a fusky, other wise calling me as dumb as dog wouldn't be even more of a pun!" [x] "woah." [ted] "x, we had no idea that-" [me] "of course you didn't! it's not like i have any friends i can tell things to!"

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Who Can Tell

I can measure you in the seconds of a hug and count you by the little shapes on my valentines card, or by the laughing breaths after my best pun. and who even are you? an ugly, four-letter syllable that no one wants to hear.

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Foxy Date

What's your best hated pun? most regrettable drunk text? what movies do want to hit people for liking? "favorite meatloaf song?" he ventured. emilia's body froze. her mouth sat as a slit at the end of her slender snout.

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Recollection: chapter 1

"i'm going to run some x-rays and cat scans, no pun intended." no pun intended...cat? glimpses of small runaway creatures from what must have been very old memories veiled my mind. then i remembered the wallet, and the face. that was, and is, my face.

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//?A Curious Sergal: Part 8.001

On a table with a large parchment (presumably a map) stretched over it, he could spy(pun not intended) a quill dipped in an ink well. 'perfect!' he thought to himself, 'communication'.

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FF: A Fallen Hero

Rhyn decided to slug a pun back at him, "at first i thought you had some fat ideas but turns out, you're big boned!" he humored.

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A little Shy interlude

Yes, there's a pun. i'm sorry. ^^; shy the hyena didn't hear all of what his sister said, as the carriage pulled away; wooden, led on by six dire-wolves, all well compensated for their time.

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Zootopia: Brave New World - Eating Bugs and Defying Law

Nick noticed this, and the cougar turned to him, and said, "is this... the pun was intentional?" alex said, being only able to think that this was a pun. nick however, looked at him confused. "what pun?" alex looked at him and he said, "no. nothing.

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Rising Anew-Chapter 4,part 1-

Narcenac couldnt help but laugh at the bad pun. "yes i think you safely say that we can pounce." he said, chuckling to himself.

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