A New World Part 3
"well.... he looks like the honorary village douche to me." i said holding back the desire to chuckle but- "what's a douche?" the husky asked me, as i wanted to slap myself for using words they wouldn't know.
Love and Life: Exodus [Chapter 2] - The Color of Your Eyes
That douche bus driver?" the husky suddenly piped up, leaving the otter blushing as he retold the story of that morning to the others. as shy as he felt, matt felt he could get used to life here.
Building to the Climax (Book6, Chap19)
We know you lied about being helpful because you're a douche." watson took a deep breath and sighed. "if i tell you, it will cause a great deal of drama and we don't need that kind of distraction tonight.
JUXTAPOSITION Ch. 16- The Last Waffle (SEMI-FINAL)
The green-eyed man shows up and takes her away from me" - “and then i show up as a giant super-douche and basically murder you, right?" - “sometimes mittens is in on it, sometimes it's only you.
Venom: Beautiful Killers. Part 44
"it's not your fault that you work for a douche. i just wish you'd act more sympathetic to my needs." "i have sex with you, don't i?"
Songs of the Mountain 1 - Crash Course
You'd have to be some kinda gold-armoured douche to get in one of those so we just ended up yanno...working underground." "underground? that doesn't sound fun."
Project H
To say that today was out of the usual or even exciting would be a grave understatement. Just... Even as I write this now, it is still hard to convince myself that everything that...
Angels of Aurum 3 - The New Recruit
"a battle of wit and numerical riposte in the form of cards, or just some douches faking each other out take your pick." "well i suppose yes you understand the drift.
Chapter 3
"can it you fucking tackle ass douche box." scout went over the voice in her mind and immediately made the match to the face. "gabs?"
The Cost of Life pt. 1 - Loyalty
Jerry reared back laughing, "your brother married that douche? wow, i feel really sorry for you. i guess civilians don't see those guys like we do." "actually, my brother is a lieutenant general." "damn, man. i think your brother's insane."
Eudaemon III: Rebirth / Act II, Part 1
You... to be honest, you seem like a douche out in public, but you're a pretty cool guy when you get talking. you just gotta stop bein' so damn shy, you know?"
One Fine Night
"it would be a shock to everyone if he turned out to be a major douche." the fennec nodded. "yeah, but what if he is? what if he's an actual jerk while the attention isn't on him?