Life in the Apocalypse: Chapter 4
pun intended" said liz. "i like how you two used a different strategy at the end." "yeah, let's hope it paid off" said brian between breaths. "good game though, right harry?" "yeah it was! but i still prefer blowing up buildings" harry replied.
Birthday Surprise
Blade wagged fast as he read the witty puns and other humorous things on it. when he opened the card, he noticed there was $100 tucked inside with a note from icy saying "here you go honey, have a fantastic birthday."
Walking Streets
Brack leads me into his little shop of whores (pun intended).
1. A Cold Morning
"i think i'm just mad at myself and letting that bleed over--" "nice pun." "i hate you. anyway, i'm mad at myself for not taking care of my stupid foot. it was almost completely healed and now we're back to square... two, i guess?
Motivational Workshops Guaranteed to Transform Your Workplace
"i didn't even get to throw in a witty closing pun yet! , what's so funny?" kickaha asked. "when i first met you, you seemed so strange.
Learning with Foxyotes
"huh, her name isn't a pun." tony realized he probably shouldn't have said that out loud. "raccoons pick their own names." mona laughed. "and i thought there were enough punny animals in these woods already." "oh, can i use that one?"
Corrupted Souls-Chapter One
No pun intended. heh, i've also seen better days myself." "hehehe, wanna talk about it? i've got two hours before i have to go to work a few blocks from here." "uh, sure!"
The fox and the butterfly.
"no pun intended." siso laughed as he pointed down the hill they were standing on, and kira nodded as she took the hint and started at a brisk walk.
It Matters So Much
No pun intended." karl's face emptied of emotion. "uh, no." he answered as he looked down. "shit, shut it down, quick." jake turned and hit the switch shutting karl's apparatus down. he looked back up at his adversary.
Your Love Is Enough, Chapter 3: Gunsmoke
I grab my fork and start wolfing down (pun intended) my food. jace watches me, amused. "you like it?" "ehf, erny fuld," i respond, my mouth full of food. i swallow and try again. "yes, very good." jace laughs.
The Orphans Among Us Chapter Seven: Heading Home
The boys dug into the food and wolfed it down (pardon the pun) (pengu) after i finished eating, i watched sukura with his family and then jumped about a foot when he grabbed my paw.
The Interpol Files: Full Moon Menace
I am going to be killed by someone who uses bad puns!" "ok, now am angry." the werewolf said, just before lunging at sly and bentley, but then suddenly falling down flat on his face. "ow! what's that thing in my back?"