Cat Beard (work in progress comments welcome)
The reflection tat loos back at his loos almost too effeminate to be the leader of a vessel this size, or a vessel any size really, he plays with his neatly trimmed goatee ad looks at his face "you sexy bastard" he growls softly.
Malefor: TTO: An Old Illness
Fat bastard was the nickname of the water dragon teacher who was, implied, a fat bastard. he was cruel, strict, and malefor enjoyed making sarcastic comments to every single thing he said. it got him in trouble multiple times, but it was well worth it.
Choices
We will not allow a single one of these bastards to get through!"
None So Vile 02: Guns at Dawn
Leon put the greater battle from his mind, his plans were in motion, the only thing between him and true victory was this bastard, hashan.
Ander - Part 1: Subchapter 2
"i swear that little bastard is going to get us killed one day," banno said to ander as they finally reached the gate. "stop that, you idiot!" "but -" banno smacked him upside the head, not hard, but well enough to get his attention.
Don't Stop Believin'-Chapter 23
Sierra said, "i've caught the bastard king from running away from me. i cornered him against the wall of his stupid castle. i told him why i was after him and he remembered eric. i screamed at him for ruining his life.
Zootopia: First Salvo Chapter 18
William gray: using the severed tail of a murder victim to justify more murder and perhaps a war...you are a sick bastard boar. a sick, dumb, mentally inept bastard.
Mercy
That bastard… “you…! what the hell is the meaning of this?!" axel roared, charging straight towards the source of the voice with fury in their eyes; that pink haired merman.
First Bite
The second was the birth of a small quantity of odd bastard children whom were born to an assortment of unwed maidens.
Zoo Keeper - ch17 - Bringing the Future
"oi, bastard!" i yelled loudly, almost in a roar. one of the welding machines stopped fizzing and soon steve lifted his mask and said, "ma'am, your chariot is not quite done yet, you will have to wait a bit longer."
prequel to GOJ/GNY chapter 6
"i am never doing this again, bastard." "looks like they're all males." smiled yuki. "strong warriors for the next generation." said cross. "the first one shall be named rukai. the second one is kagetora.
A Patient Death 07: King and Country
It was typical of a noble, to just assume that everyone wanted to line up and die for some fat bastard on a shitty chair.