Yelled the husky from across the field, waving around the giant purple dildo from saints row the third as the blue fox began placing censor-bars all over her sphinx-friend's wings, screaming "there are children here!"
Humor, Woo dildo
The last they saw, ere they slammed fast the door
to the long council hall, and barred it shut,
was klau, still on the remnant of the wall,
like plaster saint upon a pillar set,
and fighting furiously the dark soot
that swarmed like cockroaches up the
Epic, Iambic pentameter, Poetry, blank verse
It had been a very productive year for the both of us, primarily because a significant amount of cheating spouse cases allowed me to pay my half of the rent, and because a judge tossed my roommate's ridiculous alimony agreement (after i helped prove the saint
Calico, Detective, Eccentricity, Humor, Male, Matrix, Neo noir, Private Detective, Private eye, Tabby, crazy, funny story, reality
I find out quickly, that we are no longer at the top of the food chain, my claws and fangs may be sharp, but against a cockroach that's as big as a saint bernard, they are all but useless.
Fallout, Mutation, maverick, nuclear holocaust
As he was about to play his next card he was interrupted by ray, a saint bernard, and one of the shop keeps. "attention yugioh players! first round is up!" he stated for all to hear. the vulpine looked at the canine as he reached out his paw.
Bear, Canine, Fox, No-Yiff, YuGiOh
And as he kissed his bride in the wedding ceremony at saint paul's catholic, he remembered eaching his students all that he could about chemical reactions and the laws of attraction in magnetism.
Love, Realistic, Romance, Science, Wolf
It was the capitoline wolf, the kind mother who most of the wolves respected as a saint suckling romulus and remus.
Love, Modern, Realistic, Short, Wolf