A Spirit on the Rise - Episode 2
"heh.. ran out of jokes, jackass?" the hulking dog grinned and continued to beat on the stumbling hero. the fox could barely see anything as he tried to guard against every powerful punch swung at him.
All Grown Up
Years of these two jackasses pushing him around and giving him a hard time were coming to an end. and the thought emboldened him. "we're not friends" he growled and folded his ears back, glaring at the two with his ears laid back. "we were never friends!
Chapter XII: Tau Ceti, Part Two
"well then you seem happy blowing up the rest of the base like a jackass, now then it's time to get to the warp gate, so then is the destroyer read to travel to the warp gate?"
Lumberjack (Chapter 1)
Turns out some jackass shoved a railroad spike into the tree." "how did a railroad spike get into a tree in the middle of nowhere?" asked alfred. "beats me, but that's not even the strange part," said lou.
Eternal Door: Judgment of Ryan Chapter 9
In fact, if this godforsaken jackass had given it a moment of consideration he could've saved blake! but oh no he had to go running out with his damn tail between his legs!"
The Big Party (Request)
_"kidding, jackass!" "so you don't have heartburn?" "just some acid in my throat." nikata grumbled, but then she started to think. "acid... you said vitamins, right!?" a puzzled look from the slender one. "right!?"
The Legend of Spyro: Path of Delusions Book IX Chapter 5
And as weird as it may sound, he would prefer that she went back to shouting at him again, at least then she would stir his adrenaline and at least postpone the moment when he would feel like a complete jackass. pity didn't allow such privilege.
The Cuddling Fox
I just walked on by, the happiest song on my ipod blaring in my ears to block those jackasses out. after receiving my coat from my locker, i headed out towards the front door, the weather just as cold as ever.
Bounty Hunter Uncle (Patreon story)
"here we are, kiddo: _casa de_ bail-fleeing jackass. well, more like _half_ of a _casa_ than a single _casa_, but still..." "why would he be here, trev?"
Meeting of the Minds (Act1, Book2, Chapter11)
"you know what that lady is feeling right now, jackass? anger, resentment and shame because she just stood there, dumbfounded, while you de-feminated her. now, i'd like you to feel equally emasculated."
Fighting Cage Chapter 1
"heh, nice job handling that jackass." "there's going to be plenty of people like that for sure." derrick added. a male rhinoceros in a tight tank top and black shorts loomed over them before he spoke to them. "you're here for the tryouts?
Hurricane Kim Chapter 8
"nine jackasses in two days kim. i don't give a..." he stopped and bit his tongue. then waved his two trailing detectives forward. "one of you interview her.