Malefor: TTO: An Old Illness
Malefor could have ended the game swiftly, but no, his damned tb had to be a jackass. if it were a physical object, he imagined it to be a dancing minstrel, pointing and laughing at him.
High Tail High Chapter 2: New Hope
It figured that fate was with the jackass once more. the game quickly ended in the fourth with an impressive score of 50-90. high tail won another victory thanks to violence and muscles.
Ocean Depths part 21
Lucas said feeling like a complete jackass but still hoping for an answer before he was pummeled into the ground. the bull straightened up, adjusting his vest looking down at him.
Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 24
"i heard every word, and not just the ones that poured out of this jackass's mouth, but kiana's, too. she really, truly loves you, ander, and that is exactly why you need to set your priorities straight." she motioned towards the closed bedroom door.
Chapter 8
"well, the jackasses have somehow blocked communications!" the male lynx yelled, "commander! here is our support!" the female tiger, who wore raggedy woodland fatigues, turned around and faced us.
Where am I...? Senyn's New Life (WIP)
At first i thought i had been the random victim of some jackass's cruel dormitory prank, but if that had been the case. wouldn't they have left me somewhere i was sure to be seen and laughed at...?
Tales of Furope: The Indecesive Phoenix
"thanks for the tip," bluemoon read it aloud, as darkness literally shadowed her, and annoyed her terribly by reading over her shoulder like a jackass. "look to the skies in the north at the midnight hour..."
The Last Theft of the Black Coyote
Trying to steal my little lovely here for some other jackass to ogle in their trophy room as opposed to letting everyone see it and wonder?" "actually, just here for myself, reinhart.
Rats
At least the jackass had enough sense to stop while he was alive. he glanced around again. yeah. way outnumbered, fella. "listen." i'd expected something a lot more interesting than self-loathing from the guy. now he'd bored me.
The Spy That Was
Researcher: you don't have to be such a jackass! scientist: we are doing the best we can! and besides, the disease is coming from the nukes after they explode! zephyr: and how long has it been?
Archmage, Part 6
It makes me feel doubly like a jackass simply due to the fact that i get mad at my friends if they forget _me_ because of their own "significant others"... i turn to shariykah as i stand, and offer her my hand.
Ander - Chapter 5, Subchapter 1
"the only reason i'm still living under your roof is because i didn't want to be married off to that jackass." "oh, poor mateo," mother's hand went up to her chest and she sighed the most forlorn sigh kiana had ever heard. "'poor mateo' my butt.