Identity Theft, Part 4
_“good rule of thumb… pardon the pun.”_ valdis’ words from moments ago came back to me, and i felt my eyes widen.
Thirteen Tales From Another World: Seventh Tale
"and immediately made a pun about cages." baphy grinned. "hearing that and taking one look at you was all i needed in order to know you belonged with us.
Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 05: Provincial Conference
Bad pun aside, was the red wolf chatting him up? _okay brain, where did you even get that idea?_ "um, thanks?" "you look even cuter up close." the stranger gave his shoulder a pat. "sorry though, i gotta go." then he walked away.
Journey to another world pt2 ch56
pun intended.) i held out my hand and the mismagius just stared at it. "though i'd have to say that this battle was a little one sided. considering that you did have two of my girls against you."
A Mew Life - Anthro Mew TF
Even if they're a mew too~" shi remarked with a giggle, partly at hir own pun she made. "you... really are something else, you know that?" mewtwo smirked a little. "perhaps...
Grayson 1
This leaves me with no excuses other than the damnable statutory rape laws of the common law, which i and so many other species would still consider crap, but it also gives me a comfortable "out" (the puns are unceasing today).
Personal Introduction
Let's call a spade a spade: my last name is a pun. no one else in my family is a bat, though. my parents are straight out humans, my older brother is a tyrannosaurus, my older sister is a bald eagle, and my younger sister is a scorpion.
My Journey Through High School: Chapter 1: My First Day
I figured this was some little pun about freshman. "i guess you're right nokemy," the black dragon said, "i'd say they're a little intimidated by us by now.
Strong Wolf Chronicles part 1 - Warmth
"punny!", she exclaims, but she seems a little scared. "don't worry, i trust you." she looked a bit relieved, so i continued. "i want you to use charm on me, and then immediately use dizzy punch.
Return of the Lycans 2
But don't worry, if you'll pardon the pun the dust will settle." to nick that seemed like a ridiculous answer but he wasn't about to refute it. "nick why don't you go lie down in the tent, i'll have the team excavate more and i'll send the medic in."
United Through Two Worlds Chapter 3
Michael looked at his watch, an old faded analogue thing with a brown leather strap he had purchased at a second hand shop, even the shopkeeper made that terrible second hand shop selling a watch pun.
A Giant Problem II
One of the largest, no pun intended, problems they found with me and i assume the others, was keeping us fed. fortunately, i'm what they call an opportunistic carnivore. i'm able to process plant matter and things other than meat.