Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat
There's a funny little basin you're supposed to wash your face in and a crank to shut the window if you sneeze. then the guard looks in politely and will ask you very brightly 'do you like your morning tea weak or strong?'
The best cook in the world
I am truly the best cook in the world Breakfast = ya like that ever happens ether I don't eat because of lack of time or I make somthing and it get dumped in the garbagge because i burned it black and crispy Lunch = Random MRE from box of randomn...
Invane: Chaotically Rescue
Invane: Chaotically Rescue We all gathered at the front door. Believing for sure that our dragoness was inside. As such, Haziyo and Horizoki were afraid of getting in. Mainly because of the darkness that awaits for us inside. With our eyes...
Invane: At nuater
Invane: At nuater I yawned. Another typical boring morning with nothing to do. I swear, it was almost like a cycle beyond this point. To the point that the author had decided to become lazy with his stories and not write them at all. I let off...
Rise and Shine!
The sun rose majestically over the hills of Edisto, South Carolina. Soft rays of sweet July sunlight shone in through the windows of a quiet, cozy house, the gentle breezes pushing and pulling at the front porch swing. As the morning light illuminated...
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To Breakfast
"Grab the little cretin!" "Guards! Guards! Come quick!" "Watch where you're driving!" The sounds of chaos filled the streets of Okeanós. It was by no means the largest city in the country of Lofos, but it was by many accounts one of the most...
Episode Six: Bonding in Love
#7 of dream factory: a kobold story episode six: pascale came up with a new invention that forces her and the princess to be awfully close, funny lesbian times ensue episode six: bonding in love written by thecrimsondm pascale stood in her break room
A Hatchling's Day
She liked that road, it felt a little rough and funny under her paw pads, but it gave her excellent traction. she could really sprint when she ran on the main road. she liked to sprint.
Hgjysews's anthropomorphic canine history 2 Fox civil war(1176-1181)
**Fo**** x civil war** On June 3, 1174, most of the foxes began to cause tribal splits for personal interests, causing the civil war to lose their loved ones for three months, and the fox at the time was realized that the war must end. On September...
The day just gets better.....
Shit that **_actually_** happens to me, pretty much daily and things that always make me wonder and laugh. The Daily Life of Insanity.... Me: \*Walks down the hallway headed to my locker and stops as I hear my name being called by one of my...
Bowser's New Girlfriend!!!! Ch:35 Friends! ^__^
I did it to my mom, and it was so funny. i nearly peed myself laughing so hard. that was just hilarious." tsm and jewelia just gave tina a funny look. "she has a point. when my mom was pregnant with baby peach, i did the same thing. it was funny."
Undertale: SAVE
You think this is funny? you're sitting in a hole staring at nothing!" he reached his leaves out and made strangling motions at you. beside the save, you felt another object with that weird static.