The Furry Odd Couple
The skunk had no idea she was cutting one side way too short and with a quick and witty comeback told the customer "oh, you look fabulous! it's all the rage in hollywood! all of the models are doing it. haven't you heard?"
Hawt Proxy Part 3
Play some fills while jay informed everyone that "we're on tonight, with the guitar bite" (oh brian johnson, you're so witty).
The Human Species Ch.9 - Hopeless Romantic Rukario
No witty retort? no 'you're wrong and i'm right, now here's why?' you really are bygone." "... fine." "...?" "i will not kill it... but i will find a way to stop it." "hah! go ahead and try!
WIP Read and Comment:Or Don't
It is funny at times when i think back how witty i seemed but only had such ability against my mother. i had retreated to my room afterwards and she had stayed in the kitchen.
Stalemate
He won't want to hurt anything unless it's necessary, which can be a disadvantage at certain situations, because his innocent self don't exactly know what is meant by necessary... then again, he has his dad's wittiness and smartness.
Journeys of Time 24
Both the girls gave a burst of warm laughter at the witty remark of talia's.
Splintered Light, Chapter 6.4: Anache u' Tonn
The bosun had a certain way with words that many found humorous and witty; it often frustrated ash-moon because he had enough trouble with the stone tribe tongue without having to play games with the words... but he understood what the prong horn meant.
The Human Species Ch.21 - Swarmed Trainer Silver
He could barely sense any aura from his new opponent and had already started planning for something witty to say after the fight.
Light Bane: Chapter 19
Don't try and be witty on me, kobold, or i'll swear these claws of mine will leave a mark on your scales."
Chapter 3 - Spring Heeled Jack
Thinking back on this moment, i had so many witty ideas, so many off the cuff remarks much later that would have worked out well here. but for once i was silent. bensley didn't talk like this.
Of Men and Dragons: Chapter 3
"after i got tired listening to your "witty" comments i threw a bottle at you, but i only hit the wall behind you." as henry examined the bottle further, cyr blasted out the next sentence. "in response you threw a bottle at my head... a full one."
Good and Evil ... after hours
After hours of debate, retorts, and witty comebacks from both sides, neither mal's camp nor zach's had won any converts. dan, on the other hand, in his quiet patience, had sold them each a large number of drinks.