Weed come and take me
Then I shall see
Take a hit and hold that smoke
No, this ain't no joke
Clear the mind
Hoping not to go blind
Imagine crazy shit
As if it were a mitt
Hunger take control
Don't straddle it if it were a fire pole
Grab a...
Poem, Rhyming, Ridiculously ridiculous
Ledding snapped his pen down, glaring at the wall in front of him in frustration at how ridiculous this was getting. ellis shook her head again as she put her gun back together.
Arachnophobia, Cougar, Dingo, Fiction, Humor, Mouse, Spider, Wolf, bleeps, delusion, prose, ridiculous
Being a girl is just so ridiculous, and i love it."
"i understand that," bambii said calmly, "but just because you're body is ridiculous doesn't mean you are. i think you're very special, and i want you to see that."
Bunny, Bunny rabbit, Cute, Easter Bunny, Easter Factory, Egg Laying, Eggs, Female, Girly awkwardness, Girly weirdness, Humor, M/F, Morbid, Ouch, Oviposition, PG-13, Pain, Rabbit, Understanding, masochist, sadism
And of course she wouldn't, this was too ridiculous of a situation to take seriously. but no matter how ridiculous the situation was, it didn't stop him from roaring and howling his head off in his pain. ridiculous or not, it hurt!
Cave, Dragon, Fire, Flame, Humor, M/F, Male who you're glad you are not, Oil, Ouch, PG-13ish, Pain, Prank, ballbusting, burning, cruel, hours, ignite, roaring, sadist
I know some of you are thinking- this is ridiculously hard, others are thinking this is ridiculously easy, and i'm thinking how much more must i type before i hit the ridiculous 5,000-character mark designed to keep out all but the most epic of poems.
Bizarre, Fox, Humor, Mystique, Verse
As ridiculous as it sounds, the fact that the cult actually god thousands of worshipers convinced the other gods to grant liftramo his own divine portfolio.
Clean, Humor, M/solo
He was ridiculous, that's what boys were, and all his life he'd tried to hide himself from it. and now here vissa was, watching over him as he writhed in his ridiculousness. why had she done this to him? she knew he was sensitive.
Cave, Dragon, Fire, Gun, Humor, M/F, Male who you're glad you are not, Ouch, PG-13ish, Pain, Prank, Whimpering, ballbusting, cruel, sadist, sensitive
"that'd be ridiculous. i'm the easter bunny!"
i took a second to let this sink in, and then shook my head. "okay, a wererabbit i might have believed, but the easter bunny? now _that_is ridiculous.
Easter, Easter Bunny, Fantasy, Urban, spoof, stupid, werebunny, werewolves
The jokes and ridiculing only got worse after that day. some stopped, but most of the others continued with what they said and did.
Anthro, Anthropomorphic, Book, Chapter, Chapter 1, Fiction, Gay, M/M, Male, Sex, Story, Story Progression, furry