Roberts Did Not Remember, Bobo Had Other Ideas
There's nothing as hilarious to me as absolute nonsense presented as if it's supposed to make sense.
Chapter 17-nonsense
Jason woke up hungry and thirsty. He rolled out of bed and plunged to the floor with a yowl of surprise. Scrambling to his feet, he looked at the bed in confusion: the mattress was higher above the floor than he was tall. If he stretched up on his...
A New Beginning
WARINING HERE THERE BE CONTINUITY ERRORS! This was done via thread format, so it may seem like it jumps around everywhere. Just bear with me and enjoy. "Looking for an adventure? Do you wish to travel with a friendly crew? Looking to...
The Tale of Five Swing Park
They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...
INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]
1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...
The Risen Curtain - Chapter 12: Magic Nonsense
Some... just don't take this nonsense. _i really don't believe in magic._ _~j.k. growling_ * * * * * * nick woke up just as he did nearly every morning.
chapter 17: Displaced in Time
After a moment, Xerocia thought that he had kicked the bucket, and was with his ancestors. But then, a voice came out from within his head. "Open your eyes. I can't believe you actually close your eyes when facing an enemy." The red dragon followed...
I Believe Its Time To Wake Up
nonsense... such a cliche has been thrown around more times than an experienced pipeman, no... i'd like to believe that there is no perfect story. there is no perfect ending.
Enter the Madman
He was not a stereotypical madman with unpredictable eyes, and to be fastened in straitjackets and chains, and to gabble out nonsense.
Aggrivation..
I gazed around her surroundings, her office, much like herself, was no-nonsense and everything you'd expect an office to be. all metal, wood and fake plants.
City of the Damned - Chap VII
"my "nonsense" happens to get me results. i know that lillith is holding some sort of grand event. myself, a wolf by the name of "juda"... and a earth elementalist..." he smirked, laughing at the assumption.
Ignorance
On my tv heaven on earth is what i need but i feel i'm in hell every time i breathe reporting live from the other side of what you hear a bunch of nonsense all in my ear rich man, poor man, we all gotta pay cuz freedom ain't free, 'specially around