Henry's Ninth Wife - humor in a small poem

_Henry's Ninth Wife_ _by_ _Vixyy Fox_ Henry was a miserable old thing Married eight times, he liked to sing, 'Heigh and Ho and Hie, They must all serve me their pie. If they don't, Stoat or Goat, Their heads all get cut off by and by.' ...

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furry musical

hey hey we're the furries come and join the fun. we like to be silly, goofy, derpy Dance, prance, and siiiinnggg. Hey hey we're the furries come and take our paws..... We'll romp and stomp and swish our tails all day long.... come along and...

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Horror Movies

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4MwxWG3C0&feature=player\_detailpage#t=4037s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4MwxWG3C0&feature=player_detailpage#t=4037s) Don't mind that you can't understand a word - there's enough sex, violence and horror to keep...

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400 Rabbits

Eighty-Six-Rabbit woke up with a hangover. As far as he could remember, he had woken up with a hangover every morning since he and his three hundred and ninety-nine siblings, the Centzon Totochtin, were born of the union between Patecatl, god of...

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FlounderingAway: Cover Zero

FlounderingAway: Cover Zero Something was clicked. A visual came up. It was a square-shaped. A red button blinking at top. Before the shape was sands and roaring waters that came by at the bottom picture of the screen. In the center was a silver...

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Evil Quill-Weave:Invisibility (Part 3)

Evil Quill Weave pt. 3 She opened the letter from her tailor in the Imperial City immediately upon receipt from the courier. "Dear Mistress of Evil," the letter started. Quill-Weave was happy to see that the Khajiit had addressed the letter...

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The Aviatrix

"We got her cornered this time. Faster, men," belted a boorish looking old bulldog. Far up above, a trio of police dirigibles converged onto the museum, shining bright searchlights all over it. The roads were swarming with constables, running with one...

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Two-fer

True to her word, Cleopatra had her people get together a few new jobs that had otherwise went unnoticed. The first was relatively easy and more definite, the second could have been just hallucination or fear based. In either case, he decided to head...

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Vexen's Own Story! Part 4

It was as I was nearing the forgotten number of steps in my floppy and yet painful belly flopping down them stairs, that I came to realize that I had the ability to roll to my right, or my left, but I went with right anyhow, as I flew off the stares,...

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A Short Play Oft Rehearsed

_The two furs are getting ready for bed after a busy day. In the bedroom glare from the street light shines through the blinds, bathing the queen-sized bed in a dim glow. They crawled under the pile of warm, fuzzy blankets and...

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The Crazy Crew

17th June 2007, at morning. FOXES Beep! Beep! Over and over again, trying to wake him, hopelessly. Till it gave up, not for long, just goingover to another tactic. The sound of electric guitars reached his ears which twitched a little in...

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Whistler

Destiny stood by the front door and flicked her cigarette away. It was cold outside tonight and the cigarette did nothing to keep the small vixen from shivering. After stepping into the house, tossed her jacket onto the gray couch and settled in....

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