a poem for sass
one fine but dark evening i saw her across the way she was sitting with another man but she glanced my way such a sight breath taking and indescribable he had his arm around her waist and her hand on his leg they where happy and they where in love for...
The bear's plan
"okay hold up..." he said as he turned around and lifted his tail, "your ass is grass because with my usual sass mixed with my new gas, you better pass and..." willis began until he was cut off again by the bear's growl.
Routine Maintenance
Contains: techy jargon, long descriptions of cybernetic enhancements, nonverbal sapient communication, sass and sass backs. this was written as a reward for the $30 tier on my patreon!
Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Nine
"you sass me in my own house, you get the tar beaten out of you." "okay, okay, i get it!" he stared at me for a few seconds, then shook his head and walked away. "no, you don't. you're still just a kid." i sat up, glaring at him.
Welcome Back to Cappuccinos! Part 13
"don't sass me, son." "i wouldn't dream of it." he waggled his thumb in front of him. "you might do the thumb hold again, and i don't want to go through that for a second time."
Welcome Back to Cappuccinos! Part 7
"don't sass your old man, son. we all know your exhibitionist streak would love it if you could wear as little as possible." venti went to the bedroom and quickly put on a red tank top. while doing so he hear his brother emerge from the bathroom.
CH21
_ _ _ _finally, the impudent pup who is delivering this message sassed me, spat on my new boots, insinuated some oh so unkind things about sweet simba, and stolen important-looking documents(they're not) from my desk.
A Night to Remember
She says with sass in her voice. the bulky bouncer huffs as he gets his phone out to make a call. sophie looks back at dianna, who looked super nervous. "doll, don't be worked up.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy Five
"and at least until he starts talking, i won't have to worry about him sassing me with you." revaramek laughed and flicked his tail against the shore to splatter some mud in her direction. "oh, i'm sure he won't sass you that much."
Ignorance
If i refuse to conform now i just sit here, trying to figure it out seizing all the info available so i won't doubt even for a second that we're in a world rife with evil too many sinister demons in this population of people **verse 3** this ain't sass
023 - Prime pt.06
But you gotta take a bit of that sass with these humans y'know? i mean we got talking and she's well alright actually, talking about monster stuff she really seemed invested. i think she's well alright, i think i'm in too.
Amber Silverblood Bonus Chapter 3: Valentine's Day 2015
"you're really smart, and full of sass. i respect your mind, but love your..." _nope!_ this wasn't an easy task, but i'd known it wouldn't be from the start. picking the perfect card for an even perfect-er man was impossible.