Ameowzing Day
'oh god, are we doing more cat puns? i swear if that theory is true it must have been a 40 year old dad that went back in time and is making everything into a cat pun.' luna knew he should stop thinking so hard over becoming a cat anthro.
Guessing Games
Even the dumbest puns set him laughing. however, understanding the importance of high-brow humor, marik tried not to make many puns. he planned his jokes very carefully and only punned when it carried a real kick. "fuck yeah, i am."
History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
(Fanfiction) Shirokuma's Café
Shirokuma asked before pulling out his usual pun pranks out of habit. "that's he-" grizzly retorted out of habit too before shaking his head and shouting at the polar bear, "now is not the time for your freaking puns, shirokuma!"
Lamp Chat
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World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."
The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 5
"anyone who knows the first thing about puns knows that parental participation in primary punological pedagogy is professionally pertinent." "that's not a pun, its alliteration and you cheated." "cheated? me?
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"
Undertale: subject 13 part 3
That were funny, the same puns that her friend david sanson tells her at school.
One Little Game
With calex asleep there was no one to hear the puns. what a waste. well, he was running out of small jokes anyway. he needed time to think up some new ones, and why not since calex was napping.
part 1
Dkk'sassassin contracts meh just came to me while thinking your name dkk for dovahkiinkit you were frozen in skyrim then became immortal then went through other video games you just woke up on this planet called earth you just left black ops twee (pun
Buff and Fluff vs the Muscelid Menace
"since i refuse to say your name as it's a freaking pun, i'm just going to say you. you are going down, you." buff sprung into action, his feline agility only marginally hampered by his musculature.