Cooking for the Parents (Otherwise Untitled)

To his left, the kobold regarded a slightly moldy potato. he gently prodded the right potato with a spoon, and it somewhat jiggled. this was not a desirable attribute in potatoes, from what that crow had explained that one time he got help cooking.

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Gryphon Cooks Potatoes, Part 2 (Otherwise Untitled)

The gryphon sighed, and prodded at the potatoes with her spatula. ~ they were pretty much cooked. at least, they weren't frozen in the middle and some bits appeared to be hot.

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Asteroid Catastrophe

Why am i am messing with my gps and sitting here in the car like a mindless potato (i love potatoes, everything i see is a potato?)

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A Paying Gig (Otherwise Untitled)

#168 of short stories a wolf listens to a job offer from a fennec, over potatoes. ~ the wolf gazed down at the table laid out between himself and the fennec.

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Care Package (Otherwise Untitled)

#231 of short stories a rabbit eats a potato. ~ the rabbit nibbled gingerly at the microwaved potato, giving the core of it time to steam out its heat.

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Potato Soup

"hmm ... uh, alright ... " "onions or potatoes?" "i'll cut up the potatoes," he said. "a pressure-packed decision, but ... potatoes. potatoes." "okay, then."

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Moonlight Sonata: Chapter 3, Positive Reinforcement

Vinyl fumbled her way back into the suite, leaving the bottle behind. The place was empty. How long had she been out? The clock answered, chiming in on cue to announce eleven o'clock. Each tiny _ding_ shot through the white unicorn's ears like wasps:...

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Raspberry Line Chapter 9 - Of Grapes, Apples, And Potatoes

His biceps were popped, looking like small russet potatoes to her. his muscle impressed, but not nearly as much as his posture.

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Bohemian Blasphemy

Hot potato, hot potato. hot potato, hot potato. hot potato, how about no - fantastico. but, i'm just a door boy, somebody love me. he's just a door boy from a poor family. spare him some change. he's desperately.

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Retractile Dysfunction

The potato chips inside could be heard rustling around, but there wasn't even a single crunch--the bag just had too much air for them to take any damage. "why? why can't life be easy? whyyy...?"

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The Unintended Curse ch7

Eventually she became so engrossed with the task that she didn't even notice that some of the potatoes or potato peals would go missing every now and then. 'that's right lisa, just keep on pealing those potatoes.

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Skater Rat - Tip

The triangular potatoes were new to her. danny leaned down and sniffed at that plate...seems alright...nestled between the potatoes and egg sandwiches were 3 sausage links.

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