Thick Turkey hotdog
Oh god. What the fuck are you doing, Anon. No, seriously, how the FUCK did you let yourself get into this situation? To be honest, you're not quite sure. You remember a bar. You remember copious amounts of booze, a flock of very large, fairly liquored...
Marriage and Mutualism: A Cockblocking Guest
For the past three days Kate has been sleeping on your couch. As for why a small green hummingbird woman was sleeping in the space where you usually sat and enjoyed a stiff drink...
Devolution: chapter 2
Their talk took a long time to start, only a few words passing by every few minutes. It seemed hopeless till one of them brought up past memories. They began talking frequently, going into the night well. The rustles of the other males going around...
Grad-Bash Part 14
"it's not that it's funny, it's that...the fact that brent's still cockblocking you and you guys are broken up." "cock blocking me? when has he ever?" "everytime he withheld sex from you." now i put on a smile, though it was a cynical one.
U.C.O.D. Scorn of The Lost: Chapter 7 (A Battle Plan)
Why do i always have to be the cockblock?" cyllea and eve got up and laughed.
Mass Retard Effect -Day 4-
His return, tali's arrival, garusses be-penising, and cockblocking super computer! mre 4! rate, comment, suggest! several years have passed since the last update... several years have passed since the master chief got away with shephard's computa.
HSR Chapter One: An Interrupted Morning
“sorry about the cockblock nathan but i'm sure you'll have plenty of chances to plow that pussycat onboard." he shrugs.
New Year, New Fun
Clara asks with a few tears in her eyes \>"uh enough, look clara i don't care if you hold a few grudges but refrain from writing you wanna murder them, honestly even chick killed people for good reasons, not they kill them because they cockblocked you" \
Workout Buddy
"we got ourselves a cockblock over there." he pointed blatantly at the vixen, who was obviously whispering in mish's ear. they both glanced up at him at that exact moment, catching him in the action of pointing.
Chasing the Sun - Chapter 65: Dreaming of Freedom
“we were just about to do it when you came in, you cockblocker." not expecting that retort, the wolf guffawed, to which the coyote just chuckled. “alright, gotta go now. sorry about the mess.
Neptune
After that, if they tried to invite her into their home, her instructions were to cockblock them. hard. there was only one problem, and that was getting started... "what do you say? i could show you around, if you'd like.
1:5 Truth Through Pillow Talk
"well i won't cockblock, besides i have things to do yet tonight...and apparently you do too." _any of them include getting hit by a bus?_ alias thought. if mick wasn't such a good arms dealer, alias would almost shoot him.
From The Ashes- Part 8: Matchmaker pt1
Sorry for the long wait, real life issues and the like have resurected the cockblock demon. but, i was able to keep him at bay long enough to write this. first off, yes. this is a (dare i say it?) the first no-yiff segment to hit my story(gasp!